The highly awaited Post Punchlines Only Thread!
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The highly awaited Post Punchlines Only Thread!
"...That's not my ring, that's my watch!" RL
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Thu Mar-31-05 08:59 PM
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ya don't eat all at ONCE!
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Thu Mar-31-05 08:59 PM
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2. "Yeah, and if you do that with your dog, you can ride."
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:00 PM
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3. "... Well mom was up on the roof"
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:02 PM
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7. Love that one! Especially when Bob Newhart does it
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:00 PM
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4. "Damn it frog, this is the last time I'm going to show you how to do it!"
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:02 PM
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5. I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and twenty five bucks
for a fucked up duck. david
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:02 PM
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6. What? (that's the punch line...."What?")
Good joke, if anyone wants to hear it.
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:05 PM
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8. Rectum? nearly killed em.
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:23 PM
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:06 PM
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Was that poor little monkey trying to put the cork back in.
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:12 PM
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11. LOL! I love that one!
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:12 PM
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10. With fronds like these who needs anemones?
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:13 PM
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You have no idea how many times I hear that joke. My son adores that movie. I thank God he also likes Yellow Submarine! david
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:12 PM
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12. "That's no hydroxyl ion... that's my wife!"
5 bonus shortbus points for whoever names the source first.
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:13 PM
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:17 PM
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17. OK - a cromulent guess
for she-who-needs-earn-no-further-shortbus-points. :loveya:
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:23 PM
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:16 PM
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16. Five shortbus points to the OP!
remind me to buy you a cold beer next time I'm up that way. :toast:
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:21 PM
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18. I watched every single Dexter and Powerpuff Girls
with my kids over and over and over... RL
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22. I've seen lots of 'em.
Erm, with my "kids." Yeah, that's the ticket...
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:26 PM
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25. Best Powerpuff ever - Meet the Beat-Alls
Entire script was beatles lyrics... RL
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:25 PM
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I lost the hot dog at the second bar!
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:26 PM
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24. "Don't worry Rabbi, the smartest man in the world just jumped out of this
plan wearing my backpack!!!
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