Favorite misheard lyric?
elperromagico
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:19 PM
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I like an old favorite: "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy" from "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix. You?
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:20 PM
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1. Elton John singing "Hold me closer, Tony Danza...."
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Thu Mar-31-05 10:47 PM
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25. That cracks me up too
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:23 PM
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2. There's a bathroom on the right...
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:23 PM
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3. I love the crisp bacon cheddar ranch...the breasts they grow on trees
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:24 PM
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4. Poor Hootie. Singing in a BK commercial.
Edited on Thu Mar-31-05 09:29 PM by elperromagico
Wonder what the Blowfish is up to these days? Sidenote: If breasts did grow on trees, there would be a lot more environmentalists in this country.
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:26 PM
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7. bullshit, poor Hootie ...
Best thing he's ever done. That was perverse AND eccentric and Hootie knew it. That and Hottie's got bills.
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:27 PM
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10. I'm just amused that we're referring to him as "Hootie."
Edited on Thu Mar-31-05 09:27 PM by elperromagico
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Thu Mar-31-05 10:48 PM
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26. Which reminds me of Cuba Gooding, Jr. in Jerry Maguire.
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:25 PM
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5. You and me and Leslie, groovin'
on a Sunday afternoon - the menage a trois song.
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:25 PM
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6. "It's just a fucking alibi" instead of "it's just a broken lullaby"
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:26 PM
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8. Cracklin' Rosie peed on boys
The old Neil Diamond song, Cracklin' Rosie git on board... My sister, when she was about 12... :eyes:
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:26 PM
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9. A gay pair of guys put up a parking lot.
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:27 PM
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11. Wrapped up like a douche....another runner in the night.
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:28 PM
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13. I thought that's what it was too!
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:28 PM
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12. I know a couple who named a baby from a misheard lyric
Bruce Hornsby's "Mandolin Rain." They mistook "I laughed and she'd smile" for "Well, Afton, she'd smile" and named their baby daughter Afton. I think it's a pretty name, actually.
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Thu Mar-31-05 10:40 PM
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22. Do I know these people?
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Thu Mar-31-05 11:21 PM
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28. No. It was a surgery resident I knew in Wichita.
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:32 PM
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I want to hide I want to tear down the walls That hold me inside I want to reach out And touch the flameWhere the sheep have lo mein
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:42 PM
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15. "give me the Beach Boys, to free my soul, I wanna get lost in
your rock 'n' roll and drift away.."
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Thu Mar-31-05 10:41 PM
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23. (Forgive me) - "My mama blew a hootie" instead of "My mama boo-hooed it".
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:44 PM
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16. "Blind Date By the Night" should be "Blinded By The Light"...
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:46 PM
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17. Dirty deeds and the Thunder chief
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:46 PM
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18. "With the Burma Shave it's a lonelier view"
Edited on Thu Mar-31-05 09:59 PM by nuxvomica
from "Scott Tissue" by the Red Dot Chillie Peppers. edit: I actually had the misheard lyrics wrong.
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:47 PM
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19. someone else posted this lyric and it cracks me up:
"Although Lisa Brown and this guy is gay" from California Dreamin'.
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Thu Mar-31-05 09:49 PM
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I won't poke my eyes out and surrender. Even though I know what she's supposedly singing, I still hear "poke".
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Thu Mar-31-05 10:38 PM
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21. "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille, with 400 children
Edited on Thu Mar-31-05 10:39 PM by Rowdyboy
and a crop in the field...." Courtesy of my partner's 5 year old nephew...
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Thu Mar-31-05 10:43 PM
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There's this line, "take your passion and make it happen". For years I though it was "take your pants down and make it happen". Ooops! :blush:
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Thu Mar-31-05 10:58 PM
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27. From Dave Barry, regarding Help Me Rhonda:
Actual: Since she put me down I've been out doin' in my head. Barry: Since she put me down there's been owls pukin' in my bed.
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