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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:33 AM
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I almost just burned my house down!
im sitting here, um...smoking something that i THOUGHT was cashed so i dumped the ashes into the garbage...get up out of the room for a second, come back in smelling smoke, my garbage was on fire! ran back and forth between the kitchen a couple times filling up a glass of water to put it all out...damn i'm an idiot
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:37 AM
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1. Don't ever do that again
B-)
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:37 AM
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2. "almost" doesn't count.
"Look at it burn, Omar!!"

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Madrone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:39 AM
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3. Watch out
You might get what you’re after
Cool babies
Strange but not a stranger
I’m an ordinary guy
Burning down the house

Hold tight wait till the party’s over
Hold tight we’re in for nasty weather
There has got to be a way
Burning down the house

Here’s your ticket pack your bag: time for jumpin’ overboard
The transportation is here
Close enough but not too far, maybe you know where you are
Fightin’ fire with fire

All wet
Hey you might need a raincoat
Shakedown
Dreams walking in broad daylight
Three hun-dred six-ty five de-grees
Burning down the house

It was once upon a place sometimes I listen to myself
Gonna come in first place
People on their way to work baby what did you except
Gonna burst into flame

My house
S’out of the ordinary
That’s might
Don’t want to hurt nobody
Some things sure can sweep me off my feet
Burning down the house

No visible means of support and you have not seen nuthin’ yet
Everything’s stuck together
I don’t know what you expect starring into the tv set
Fighting fire with fire
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:39 AM
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4. That's why I always feel the bottom to be sure.
And no, that's not a Jacko joke. :P
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Madrone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:41 AM
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5. Ashes go into the ashtray -
ashtray goes into the trash the next day. That's how I try and avoid that. :)
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:43 AM
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6. I am totally, completely, absolutely unsympathetic.
Do something like that and you deserve what you end up getting.

Learn the lesson well, or you'll end up losing your home. I've seen it happen.
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:44 AM
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7. damnnn
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:48 AM
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9. Yeppir.
I also believe in public executions of rapists and wife beaters. Guess I'm just hard.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:49 AM
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10. No sex threads. (nt)
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:47 AM
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8. We almost burned down our dorm that way
The nature of it and our daring escape were so fucking funny at the time I thought I would die laughing, but if we hadn't come back when we did it could have been pretty dangerous.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 02:24 AM
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11. mrs grumpy set her laundry on fire
the other day so don`t feel bad..
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