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RBHam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 10:40 AM
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Pope Issues Death Bed statement : Priests To Marry
Italia Press
Roma, 1 April 05
Breaking News

Vatican City - According to sources close to the Papal Office, his holiness has issued the following death bed decree. In the words of Cardinal Ernesto Imanotti, "his holiness has has an epiphany, he has just issued a statement that the Catholic Church should reconsider their lobg standing policy of priestly celibacy. He has come to the realization that if priests were allowed the option to explore more "human relationships", then maybe the Catholic Church could more readily reconciliate it's sordid past with the issue of pedophilia....."



APRIL FOOLS!.....tragically...

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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 10:41 AM
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1. fools indeed! the catholic church being progressive?
puh-leeze! even though that's not expressly forbidden in the Bible; gotta love how the church STILL is holding down women just for the hell of it; those goofy bastards! :eyes:
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 10:42 AM
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2. Ok, you got me.
That reminds me, now I'm off to play an April Fools trick on a coworker. :)
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chaumont58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 10:46 AM
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3. Holy Father says Priests can marry.......other priests
It takes care of the problem of personal estates.
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vpigrad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 10:49 AM
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4. Way too many idiots attacking the site today with false information!
Sigh, this attacks are getting old.
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