Bill O'Reilly Dead at 61. Coroner reports cause of death...

UdoKier

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Fri Apr-01-05 12:58 PM
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Bill O'Reilly Dead at 61. Coroner reports cause of death...

Edited on Fri Apr-01-05 01:00 PM by UdoKier

as being a long cylindrical object removed from the rectum.

He declined to elaborate on the nature of the object, only stating that it was motorized, and that the motor had shorted out and electrocuted the firebrand talk-show host.

Good Riddance.

April Fools.

Ha. Ha.

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CO Liberal

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Fri Apr-01-05 12:59 PM
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1. Complicated by Falafel Poisoning

:-)

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Fri Apr-01-05 12:59 PM
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2. An electric loofah? nt

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