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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:13 PM
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Bring out your dead! (Including matcom)
Edited on Fri Apr-01-05 01:14 PM by JimmyJazz


I'm sorry. I really am. Hey! Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:14 PM
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1. I don't want to go on the cart! nt
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:15 PM
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2. So much death in here today
:shrug:
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purji Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:15 PM
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3. but I'm feeling better. n/t
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:16 PM
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4. I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:18 PM
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5. you are to me. so is progmom.
:P
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:43 PM
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6. .
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:47 PM
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7. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Edited on Fri Apr-01-05 01:48 PM by progmom
:cry:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:51 PM
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8. Heartbeat? Check. Pulse? Check. Hey...I'm not dead!
Woo-hoo!!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 01:53 PM
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9. i am perfectly preserved
i pickled myself just for the occasion :D
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 02:18 PM
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10. I consider myself to be pre-embalmed as well!
It'll save on those funeral costs in the end.
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 02:19 PM
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11. I'm not dead yet
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 02:23 PM
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12. I'm feeling better
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :bounce: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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ralps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 02:27 PM
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13. I'm not dead yet!
:hi: :loveya: :hug:
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