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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 02:51 PM
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Breaking: Reagan is still dead
April Fool!
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 02:52 PM
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1. You mean he's not ?

Cheers
Drifter
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 02:53 PM
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4. Could be...
or maybe that's an April Fool too! :toast:
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 02:52 PM
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2. Does that mean he's actually alive?
;)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 02:54 PM
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5. Was he ever actually alive?
And if he was never alive, can he actually be dead?
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 02:53 PM
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3. I heard Reagan's been dead since 1999
Weekend at Ronnie's.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 02:56 PM
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6. Maybe it was Bonzo...
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 02:56 PM
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7. We should name something after him, to honor his great deeds
like an airport, or a battleship, or a building, or a highway.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 03:00 PM
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9. How about this structure?
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 03:02 PM
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10. .
:rofl:
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9119495 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 02:57 PM
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8. But he lives on in our hearts
well the black hearts anyway. He's also in our buildings, airports, and soon on our dimes, and Mt. Rushmore, and....
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 03:02 PM
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12. I have to play a gig today
at the Ray-Gun office building...
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9119495 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 03:57 PM
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16. No way! THE reagan office building?
Maybe you can slip in phrases like "lose one for the gipper" or "phuck you republicans." I swear if the guy ends up on the dime, I won't accept them from cashiers...and I'm not usually freaky like that.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-02-05 12:17 AM
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17. THE reagan office building....
It was a party in the "Atrium Ballroom", a room that makes its occupants dream of the warm acoustics of, say, a Sheraton event room.

The theme colors were red, white, and blue. The Atrium was decorated in white, with a top 40 band performing greatest hits at ear-shattering volume levels. The party was being thrown for a bunch of audiologists, and was sponsored by a hearing aid manufacturer. No, I'm not kidding; and yes, they were appalled that they'd been invited by a hearing aid manufacturer to suffer hearing loss.

The room we played in was decorated half in red and half in blue; and there were two blue chairs and one red chair on the stage. We were told that the blue chairs must stay on the blue side of the stage, and the red chair on the red side. We had to be especially careful that our red folders did not sit on the blue floor. I guess violating these rules would bring the color co-ordination nazis out to arrest us.

Good idea about the dimes. I may follow your example. I'll ask for two nickels instead!
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 03:02 PM
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11. i don`t think so....
i see him everytime i go past his house in his hometown...yup,ronnie is out walking his dog every night.really i`m not kidding..
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 03:04 PM
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14. You see his ghost?
Or is he still zombified?
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 03:04 PM
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13. But did he have a DNR

- Do Not Resurrect - order ?
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 03:05 PM
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15. Egads you're right!
Get the feeding tube, quick!
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-02-05 12:21 AM
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18. But how's Ben Franklin?
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