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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 03:41 PM
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All We Are Saying Is GIVE BEETS A CHANCE!
Everyone's talking 'bout carrots shallots cucumbers broccoli cauliflower lettuce tomatoes zuchinni corn corn corn
All we are saying, is give beets a chance!

Why did John Lennon love beets so much? :shrug:
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iconoclastNYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 03:42 PM
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1. Because it makes your poo red
I remember i ate beets for the first time in a good long while. next day had to use the toilet. i looked in and thought i had a serious problem for the 2 seconds it took to remember the beets.
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 03:49 PM
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2. That's A Dirty Filthy Lie!
My beloved tubers would never do such a thing! As if! To lump them in the same excretory category as asparagus! ;-)
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 04:00 PM
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6. MMMMM beets
Still have a dozen jars I put up last year and here it is, time to plant more.

:woohoo: Beets! :woohoo:

And besides, I like to tinkle pink.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 03:51 PM
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3. It definitely makes your piss red if you eat shit loads of them
I have experienced this myself. Quite worried at first, thinking I was passing blood, until I remembered.....
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 03:51 PM
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4. I juice Beets for my morning juice
I add half a beet every morning cause beets are good for you
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 04:07 PM
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7. I Knew It!
I knew YOU had to be a beet lover! :hi:
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 03:51 PM
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5. BORSCHT IN THE USA!
--IMM
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 04:17 PM
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8. HEY!! LOL!!
:hi:
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 04:21 PM
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9. Hey Sweetie!
:hi:
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 04:27 PM
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10. I do love beets...and washers of beets as well....
:D :hug:
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 04:54 PM
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14. Aww Shucks!
Edited on Fri Apr-01-05 04:54 PM by Beetwasher
:blush: :hug:
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 09:13 PM
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17. a kick for beets.....
:9
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 04:45 PM
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11. "The Beet is the Most Intense of Vegetables
The radish, admittedly, is more feverish, but the fire of the radish is a cold fire, the fire of discontent not of passion. Tomatoes are lusty enough, yet there runs through tomatoes an undercurrent of frivolity. Beets are deadly serious.

Slavic people get their physical characteristics from potatoes, their smoldering inquietude from radishes, their seriousness from beets. The beet is the melancholy vegetable, the one most willing to suffer. You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip...

The beet is the murderer returned to the scene of the crime. The beet is what happens when the cherry finishes with the carrot. The beet is the ancient ancestor of the autumn moon, bearded, buried, all but fossilized; the dark green sails of the grounded moon-boat stitched with veins of primordial plasma; the kite string that once connected the moon to the Earth now a muddy whisker drilling desperately for rubies. The beet was Rasputin's favorite vegetable. You could see it in his eyes.

In Europe there is grown widely a large beet they call the mangel-wurzel. Perhaps it is mangel-wurzel that we see in Rasputin. Certainly there is mangel-wurzel in the music of Wagner, although it is another composer whose name begins, B-e-e-t—.

Of course, there are white beets, beets that ooze sugar water instead of blood, but it is the red beet with which we are concerned; the variety that blushes and swells like a hemorrhoid, a hemorrhoid for which there is no cure....

An old Ukrainian proverb warns, "A tale that begins with a beet will end with the devil." That is a risk we have to take."
Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume

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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 04:48 PM
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12. And the beet goes on...
The beet goes on.

--IMM
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 04:51 PM
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13. Indeed!
Although my beet fetish came before I ever read that book!
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 05:11 PM
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15. So Did Mine
although it had no higher meaning until reading that particular page.

Unfortunately, we live in a country where, as Roland Hedley of Doonesbury informed us, "83% of us rarely eat beets."
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 05:28 PM
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16. When I First Read That Book
It was like coming home!
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