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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 04:39 PM
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GATHER 'Round Kiddies For Matcom's Joke O' The Day!
:rofl:

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 04:45 PM
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1. that was Matcom Ladies and Gentleman!
He'll be here all week! Enjoy the buffet and don't forget to tip your waitress!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 04:46 PM
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3. and don't forget!! Set you clocks back ONE HOUR at 3AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2967298&mesg_id=2967298
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 04:45 PM
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2. HAHAHAHAHA LOL LOL LOL HAHAHAHAHA LOLOLLOL
Whew! that was funny!

Much funnier than the first 50 TIMES I heard it!!!!!!!!!!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 04:56 PM
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4. it was the delivery wasn't it!
i KNEW it!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 05:05 PM
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5. -
NOw that's funny
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