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Glenda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 04:55 PM
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mathematical formula
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14 +15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top





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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 05:02 PM
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1. As Einsten would say.......Aha!
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adwon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 05:09 PM
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2. Almost as good
M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N
13+1+19+20+21+18+2+1+15+14 = 114%

Scary.
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gizmo1979 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 05:09 PM
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3. very interesting?
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-01-05 05:13 PM
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4. Love it!
I had a boss who used to say, when asked how he was doing, "I'm super good, but I'll get better!"
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