The Screamin' Jay Hawkins of Rummy Captions!

FlashHarry

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Fri Oct-17-03 10:11 AM
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The Screamin' Jay Hawkins of Rummy Captions!

I put a spell on you... 'cause you're mine!

Photoshop in some lightning bolts and you've got an Emperor-versus-Luke-Skywalker scenario, too!

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Oct-17-03 10:13 AM
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1. Rummy does a Hula dance designed to show all is well in Iraq.

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LoneStarLiberal

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Fri Oct-17-03 10:17 AM
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2. The Great Mesmero

The Great Mesmero commands all of you to DROOL!

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MrBenchley

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Fri Oct-17-03 10:21 AM
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3. LOL!!

It's amazing...no Photoshop is needed with this gang/

Thank you for a BIG laugh...one wonders what he actually meant to convey with this Mandrake the Magician pose....

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FlashHarry

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Fri Oct-17-03 10:33 AM
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5. Actually, you can't see the strings....

...but there's a little Colin Powell marionette down there!

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MrBenchley

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Fri Oct-17-03 10:52 AM
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7. Maybe someone can combine it with this photo

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Champion Jack

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Fri Oct-17-03 10:32 AM
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4. Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!

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FlashHarry

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Fri Oct-17-03 02:39 PM
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8. Excellent work, my young apprentice...

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Cat Atomic

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Fri Oct-17-03 10:36 AM
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6. And now, young Jedi... you will die.

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SpaceCatMeetsMars

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Fri Oct-17-03 02:56 PM
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9. A new "Night of the Living Dead" sequel--

"Dawn of the Neo-Con Ghouls"

"They're coming to get you, World!"

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skip fox

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Fri Oct-17-03 03:10 PM
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10. "Actually, the WMDs could have been levitated over the border to Syria

using ancient secrets of Persian magic. It may sound preposterous to you, but it's no more strange than much else you've fallen for . . . I mean, reported over the past year or two, such as . . . well. you know, the WMDs in the first place . . . and the al-Quaeda-Iraq connection, and . . . but what I mean is that these are prefectly good stories, as you yourself all know since you reported them, . . . so now try to wrap your little minds about the concept of ancient Persian magic . . . okay?, now think about why we haven't found the WMDs which were surely there . . . and, . . . well, see how it's obvious? See? . . . Yeah, now you got it!"

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skip fox

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Fri Oct-17-03 03:11 PM
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11. Now as the day gives silent way to night,

And DU'ers by the score douse screen and lights
And gat them home to their repast, spirits bright,
Then come forth their colleagues of the night
With minds aflame to set the CAPTION right!

:kick:

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cosmicdot

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Fri Oct-17-03 04:36 PM
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12. I don't know where the rumors about me being crippled inside started

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SoCalDem

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Fri Oct-17-03 04:41 PM
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13. Ooga Booga..I put a Spell on you

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rucky

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Fri Oct-17-03 04:43 PM
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14. Okay, so there's no WMDs....but Saddam had TIGERS

Big, scary, magician-eating TIGERRRRRS! GRRRRRRR.

scared? you should be

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NightTrain

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Fri Oct-17-03 05:46 PM
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15. All that's missing is the skull-on-a-stick

So, did Rumsfeld jump out of a coffin before he made that speech? It would be appropriate somehow.

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Catshrink

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Fri Oct-17-03 09:18 PM
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16. Intsy wintsy spider went up the water spout.... n/t

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