wine tasting- I'm drunk - Democratic Underground

Maine-ah

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Mon Apr-04-05 05:28 PM
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wine tasting- I'm drunk

so, I sell wine for a living. every spring the distributors hold tastings, and this one happened to be local ( I stay over night at teh others) I am fucking drunk. I am home, and I just want to get sober. any suggestiuons? I am currently dringking soda an smoking cigs, HELP!!!!!

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Technowitch

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Mon Apr-04-05 05:31 PM
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1. The only cure for alcohol inebriation is time

Anything else just adds one drug on top of another.

Personally, I recommend a nap. Or veg in front of the TV and watch a movie.

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datasuspect

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Mon Apr-04-05 05:32 PM
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2. EAT GREASY FOOD

and smoke a fat joint

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Maine-ah

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Mon Apr-04-05 05:37 PM
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6. can't do that

I've been known to "twitch" if i mix the two (seizures) it's strange. I don't usually get drunk at tastings..

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datasuspect

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Mon Apr-04-05 05:47 PM
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8. still

can you go eat a greasy burger or something?

that should clear you up . . .

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redqueen

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Mon Apr-04-05 05:34 PM
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3. You're not supposed to swallow it!

:crazy:

I don't have any idea how to sober up fast... isn't coffee supposed to do the trick?

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Maine-ah

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Mon Apr-04-05 05:52 PM
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9. actually swallowing is ok

normally. I did start using the spit buckets tonight though. Spit buckets really are nasty, especially if it splashes back in your face... ick!

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redqueen

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Mon Apr-04-05 05:57 PM
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11. EEEEEEEEEW!

Bleah!

(Oh and btw I'm so jealous. :))

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Maine-ah

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Mon Apr-04-05 06:00 PM
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13. and the fun part is

i get paid to do this!

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xultar

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Mon Apr-04-05 05:34 PM
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4. EAT LOTS OF FOOD and drink WATER! n/t

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MissMarple

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Mon Apr-04-05 05:35 PM
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5. IV fluids.

:shrug: It's worth a try, they will certainly cure a hangover. The only problem is access....

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Maine-ah

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Mon Apr-04-05 05:39 PM
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7. lol

i'll storm the local hospital..... (i wouldn't go there if i was dieing)i'm really sorry about the spelling...:rofl:

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bigwillq

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Mon Apr-04-05 05:55 PM
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10. My dad's a liquor salesmen

and he goes to wine tastings all the time!:hi:

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Maine-ah

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Mon Apr-04-05 05:59 PM
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12. our state has stupid liqor laws

tonight, however, the reps weren't allowed to taste. Which I don't think is right. If i don't think a wine is right, i want the rep to verify how i'm tasting the wine, or to tell me "this is the wine" and there is nothing wrong with it.

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