Chick Tract of the Day: The Titanic (in honor of bunny re-enactment)

Zuni

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Tue Apr-05-05 07:58 AM
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Chick Tract of the Day: The Titanic (in honor of bunny re-enactment)

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0048/0048_01.asp
enjoy!

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tjwmason

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Tue Apr-05-05 08:05 AM
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1. Another classic

About as true to the real thing as the film...

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jmowreader

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Tue Apr-05-05 08:28 AM
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2. Here's another family favorite...ANGELS

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp

Contains:
Satan with cute name ("Lewis Siffer, you can call me Lew")
Obligatory Catholic slam
Chick-tract reading

Weird concept: Satan taking over classical music.

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Zuni

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Tue Apr-05-05 08:38 AM
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5. That was our Chick Tract of the day last week

it is so funny

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realisticphish

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Wed Apr-06-05 02:49 AM
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14. hahahaha

"we're gonna rock, rock, rock, rock with the ROCK!"

hahahahahahahaha :rofl::rofl::rofl:
the beer bottles alone thrown at them would cover the stage

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Zuni

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Wed Apr-06-05 02:55 AM
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17. That really is a classic Chick tract

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Tue Apr-05-05 08:35 AM
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3. ICEBURG!!!

He writes "icebUrg!" No, really!

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Modem Butterfly

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Tue Apr-05-05 08:37 AM
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4. Boy this guy really needs some Xanax

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Zuni

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Tue Apr-05-05 08:41 AM
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7. or is he just the only sane man in comics?

you be the judge:

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realisticphish

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Wed Apr-06-05 02:52 AM
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15. the expression on that kid's face

is priceless

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LynneSin

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Tue Apr-05-05 08:39 AM
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6. Yes I normally shake, quiver and sweat profusely when denoucing...

...relatives and deities that I don't like

:eyes:

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realisticphish

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Wed Apr-06-05 02:53 AM
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16. maybe he just happens to have

DT at the moment :shrug:

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Bridget Burke

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Tue Apr-05-05 08:47 AM
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8. To think, I used to believe S Clay Wilson was extreme.

Jack Chick goes much further...

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dolo amber

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Tue Apr-05-05 08:51 AM
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9. Mmmm....sand for breakfast....

:rofl:

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LynneSin

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Tue Apr-05-05 08:56 AM
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10. I never understood this Chick Tract

LIl Susy refuses to wear a costume for Halloween because it's a pagan holiday. So when she finally is forced to pick a costume she comes a Santa Claus, who is basically a secular entity used to commericial and pretty much overshadow the holiday designated for the Birth of Jesus

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Zuni

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Tue Apr-05-05 09:02 AM
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11. Think about it this way:

Jack T Chick has said repeatedly that NO religion at all is allowed in school, like here:

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So for him to have Susy dress up as a Bible figure would undermine his attack on the school system

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Zuni

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Wed Apr-06-05 01:24 AM
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12. Jack T Chick kick

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Borgnine

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Wed Apr-06-05 02:43 AM
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13. Kick.

I was about to start a Jack Chick thread of my own until I saw this.

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Zuni

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Wed Apr-06-05 02:58 AM
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18. well, this chicks for you

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The Magistrate

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Wed Apr-06-05 02:58 AM
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19. One Of The Most Entertaining Conversations Of My Life, Sir

Was attempting, on being requested to do so, to explain a Chick tract against Catholicism to a Twelver Shi'ite fellow from Pakistan....

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mr blur

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Wed Apr-06-05 04:31 AM
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20. Well, it was better than the movie (nt)

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