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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 11:37 AM
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What is your worst physical feature?
Mine is my big, hairy gut. Or my face; I can't decide. As for everything below my torso-perfection.
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Coventina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 11:38 AM
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1. Guttocks
Edited on Tue Apr-05-05 11:39 AM by Coventina
That's what my family calls an excessive gut.

On edit: An example of use, "You need a bigger shirt to cover your guttocks."
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 11:39 AM
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2. My belly
it actually wouldn't be too bad, but I have a hernia, and that makes it look worse.
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 11:46 AM
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3. I made 12 bean soup last night from scratch with kielbasa and
a whole onion and some cayenne a bay leaf a freshly ground chipotle pepper and a whole onion.

That cyclonic wind warning for the Texas panhandle yesterday -- the national weather service had a satellite tracking which direction my ass was pointing last night doing regular updates on the weather channel. And them whacky californ-eye-ans complain about noisy leaf blowers, hah! Not a leaf left anywhere in my neighborhood.

I lurv beans but they don't love me. :blush:
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 11:48 AM
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4. Well, I don't like my teeth...
and I wish I could get rid of those last few pounds that are sitting on my upper thighs and lower abs (but I've lost so much there that I don't agonize over it or anything.)
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 11:48 AM
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5. Even if your worst feature were made perfect, we'd all find another
thing that we'd hate about ourselves. That being said, I'm going bald! I had such wonderful flowing locks once upon a time. *sigh.*
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 11:49 AM
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6. Gut, and a bit of burgeoning neck-pudge.
I'd be a better looker if I could just resist the siren song of delicious, nurturing, all-forgiving BEER.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 11:54 AM
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7. Either my upper thighs,
or mah butt. I have saddlebags from hell.

However, that being said, I have just hit 25 pounds lost, and today I wore a pair of pants I haven't gotten into in 3 years! I plan on keeping it up until I hit 120 pounds.

I'm actually feeling pretty good about myself right now. :D
FSC
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 12:00 PM
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9. Good work! Congratulations!
:hi:
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 12:13 PM
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11. Thanks!
Me and you know who. the whole Jenny Craig thing.
FSC
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 12:16 PM
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13. wtg FSC!
Don't it feel good to get into that smaller size. I recently got into a size I haven't worn since I was in high school. It was glorious.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 01:16 PM
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20. wtg Millie!
A few years ago I got into a pair of size 11 jeans I bought my freshman year of college and held onto. I still have em! I'm waiting for that moment again!

Nothing compares to that great feeling if going shopping in your own closet, does it??!!

Yay us!
FSC
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4_Legs_Good Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 12:39 PM
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18. Wow!
Nice work, and congratulations!!!

:)

david
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 01:14 PM
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19. Thanks!
It also doesn't hurt that we just got our tax return, and reprehensor let me buy some new clothes!

He knows I've been workin hard. So he thought I deserved it. He was right!

:hi:
FSC
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GodlessBiker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 11:54 AM
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8. My penis. It's just too large.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 12:08 PM
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10. My worst features are not physical.
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last_texas_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 12:14 PM
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12. Probably my hairy back
Actually, it's not that bad... it's just the fact that I'm pretty young and I fear what it may look like a few years down the line! And I just don't like the idea of shaving it or something like that; I'm all about keeping it real.

I'm just a pretty hairy guy; though, ironically, I still can't grow a full beard!
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 12:22 PM
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14. My body
Apart from that I'm pretty good.

Exceptions are my hair and eyes which do look good.
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 12:24 PM
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15. My hair
It's too frizzy. Having my hair done makes me feel like a totally different person. :P
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 12:29 PM
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16. Does your posture count?
I swear I have horrible posture. My husband once said "You're gonna be one of those old ladies with a hump back if you're not careful."
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 12:36 PM
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17. I was given tetracycline as a child.
As a result, my teeth are gray. They always have been.

If there was one thing I would change, it would be to have whiter teeth but the only solution is to get veneers.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 01:18 PM
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21. I know the feeling.
I want to go to BriteSmile and get em all purtied up, braces, the works.

Maybe someday.
FSC
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 01:21 PM
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22. My legs
I think... I would trust someone else's opinion more than mine.
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