Raccoons shit in my yard

and possums. And gophers and moles and mice and rats and birds and skunks.

It's a shitty world we live in. Live and let shit.

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And what's more is, my dog shits in my yard, and sometimes I just run over it with a lawn mower (the shit, not the dog).

of the time our kids left a Slinky in the yard, and my husband hit it with the power mower.

I really can't say any more ..............

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This sounds like blatant oneupmanship, but... I once ran over a king sized box springs with a seven foot bush hog behind a tractor.

But I'll bet your kids weren't playing nearby and didn't flip out when tiny metal shards starting flying everywhere and the kids ran, screaming, into the house while you tried to figure out exactly who was shooting schrapnel at you.

I have an apartment patio. It's not like I can just run over it with the lawnmower or bury it in the yard when my neighbors let their cats or their psycho little maniac dauchsunds poop on my patio. :(

in smaller spaces greater politeness is required - and a big turd in a big yard . . . not so noticeable. A big turd in a postage stamp - big and unhygienic.

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"In honor of another (sad) season of Project Greenlight, I thought I'd share an old Bennifer story with you, probably one you haven't heard before.

When you work in TV Field Production (as I do) you encounter many interesting crew guys with many interesting stories. This year at the Sundance Film Festival, we had just wrapped an interview with David Schwimmer where he told a funny story about Sly Stallone leaving his wireless mic on while being 'attended to' in a bathroom on set, and the evil sound mixer who turned up his volume for all to hear.


Once Schwimmer was gone our gentle Utah Local Audio guy, turned to us sheepishly and said, "Man, Schwimmer's story is nothing, I've heard way worse in my headphones on set."

The room went Silent. Our Sound Guy is one of those soft sincere dads who works in TV in a small town and is more impressed with his daughter's report card than a Hollywood star, so we were SHOCKED to hear what came out of his mouth next...

"Remember a few years ago when Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were here shooting Project Greenlight?" (They had gone to Sundance to interview directors and writers and try and create a publicity stunt and an episode out of it.) "I was doing sound in the condo where they were both lodging and filming. At one point Ben took a break from shooting and disappeared upstairs to his bedroom. By mistake he left his wireless mic on."

"Jennifer Lopez was there with Ben, but was hiding out in his room the whole time. At first when I heard Ben kissing her hello, I immediately went to turn the volume down on my headphones. But then they started kissing loudly and making noises, and I felt so guilty, but I left the sound up, and heard Jennifer saying 'I love you baby, I love you... You wanna get busy, baby. You wanna get busy?'"

"Then I heard Ben reply, .'Are you sure you're feelin' better? I don't want you to shit on me again.'"

found here http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000798.html

Yes, J-Lo shits in my yard, too.

Repubs are what you need:

They're fanatical, anti-environment, and love guns. They'll fix your problem for you. . .

-to roll in!

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