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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 10:00 AM
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I DON'T KNOW MY ASS FROM THIRD BASE!!
I always liked that one better than "...from a hole in the ground."
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 10:01 AM
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1. "I don't know shit from shinola!!"
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Robroy Donating Member (426 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 10:14 AM
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2. Hell, I don't know Jack Squat.
n/t
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 10:14 AM
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3. How many people have slid into
your ass on eking out an extra base on a stand-up double?
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 10:18 AM
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5. I will not discuss youthful indiscretions here...
:)
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 10:21 AM
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6. "Your ass sucks buttermilk!"
This was something that a grade school friend's dad used to say about 40 years ago. I think it meant, "You don't know what you're talking about."

:shrug:
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GiovanniC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-06-05 10:16 AM
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4. That's Probably Because Baseball Players Keep Stealing Your Ass
Just a guess.
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