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Dookus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Apr-08-05 11:48 AM Original message

To all you ladies in love with me....

I'm sorry to have to break your hearts, but there are a variety of reasons why it won't work out. It's not you, it's me. I hope we can stay friends. First, I'm still in the running to become Pope, and you're not allowed to have a girlfriend. Second, I have a boyfriend who will get a little snippy if I start sharing the Dookus-lovin' with all you lovely ladies. Third, I'm a big ol' pillow-bitin' homersexual. While I am friend with many women, I find them too soft and squishy and bumpy in all the wrong places. No offense. Really, let's stay friends.

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Apr-08-05 11:51 AM Response to Original message

1. I have yet to be disqualified for your luvin'!

WOO HOO!!!

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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Apr-08-05 11:52 AM Response to Original message

2. Noooooooooooooooooo!

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: Well, all right - I guess we can still be friends - :P

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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Apr-08-05 11:56 AM Response to Original message

3. I have to face facts...it's just not going to work out.

Since I, um, do have a boyfriend. :-)

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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Apr-08-05 11:58 AM Response to Original message

4. Oh so you're *gay* now...

Riiiiiiiiiight. :eyes: Really Dookus, I'd expect a more believable excuse from you... :P

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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Apr-08-05 11:59 AM Response to Original message

5. WAIT!!! Are you gay???

:eyes:

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saltpoint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Apr-08-05 11:59 AM Response to Original message

6. Dookus, I missed the threads where you're running for Pope.

Well, hell. I'll vote for ya.

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demnan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Fri Apr-08-05 12:13 PM Response to Original message

7. A gay Pope?

Now that would be a turnaround.

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