Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church

VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the Redmond software giant will acquire the Roman Catholic Church in exchange for an unspecified number of shares of MICROSOFT common stock. If the deal goes through, it will be the first time a computer software company has acquired a major world religion.

With the acquisition, Pope John Paul II will become the senior vice-president of the combined company's new Religious Software Division, while MICROSOFT senior vice-presidents Michael Maples and Steven Ballmer will be invested in the College of Cardinals, said MICROSOFT Chairman Bill Gates.

"We expect a lot of growth in the religious market in the next five to ten years," said Gates. "The combined resources of MICROSOFT and the Catholic Church will allow us to make religion easier and more fun for a broader range of people."

http://www.annoyances.org/exec/show/article09-017

Hey, I am a Catholic and using Microsoft...seems okay to me!!

:party: :bounce: :-) :D ;-)

What would Jesus do?

Throw the bastards out of the Temple..

The Catholic Church is the stronghold of the Anti-Christ..

How is Catholic bashing "humor" allowed on LBN?

n/t

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Ask and ye shall recieve :)

Can't remember when I first saw it, but definately more than two years ago.