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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 08:35 PM
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Now, who says Wal-Mart is completely Worthless?
Lookin' for a cheap date? Try Wal-Mart

http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/07/news/fortune500/walmart_dating/index.htm?cnn=yes

NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Just when you thought you'd heard it all from the king of discount shopping, Wal-Mart is now pitching itself as the new dating hot spot -- with everyday low prices to boot.

In fact, the Bentonville, Ark.-based retailer's been playing Cupid to hundreds of lonely single German shoppers for well over a year now.

According to Amy Wyatt, spokeswoman for the retailer's international operations, Wal-Mart's been running its "Singles Shopping" campaign in all of its 91 stores in Germany.

Here's how its works.

On Friday nights, singles looking for romance, mindless flirting or just a new friend head over to their neighborhood Wal-Mart where they're given a big bright red bow to attach to their shopping cart or shopping basket.

Then it's up to the willing participants to approach one another and take it from there.

But if that's too intimidating, Wal-Mart has set up "flirting points" around the stores stacked with "romantic" merchandise, such as chocolates, wine and cheese, to help with that first awkward step.


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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 08:37 PM
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1. Do they have fitting rooms for having mind-blowing anonymous sex?
They should really try to sell that angle
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 08:40 PM
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2. Europe does it right
Let's party
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frogbison Donating Member (699 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 09:35 PM
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7. Which picture is you, Mr Scorpio?
(I am pretty old and don't get out much...)
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 09:44 PM
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9. This guys is pushing his shopping basket
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frogbison Donating Member (699 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 10:19 PM
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10. So, who is the other guy?
found this:

FuzzySlippers  (1000+ posts) Thu Apr-07-05 10:12 PM
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35. Yes, you are a piece of meat.
I nominate Mr. Scorpio for Official Lounge Beefcake.
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NYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 08:44 PM
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3. Do they give these "single" shoppers a discount?
To hell with the red bow. A discount would be better.
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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 08:50 PM
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4. Makes you wonder....
I never liked to go to Wal-Mart, because I always had to dodge psycho ex-girlfriends that always seemed to be there.
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NYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 10:38 PM
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11. Aha!
Walmart probably told them you were there and "available".
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 08:54 PM
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5. as i said before regarding this:
this gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "CLEANUP ON AISLE THREE!"
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WMliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 09:11 PM
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6. SUH-WEEEEEEEEEET lemme shave and head over there
to meet the local TPT!

Romance must equal consumerism.
Witty repar-tay and chivalry are gone. You shall meet mate #08732043872 on aisle 5 along with your electronics needs.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-09-05 09:44 PM
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8. What, no prophylactics in the flirting zones?
:rofl:

Actually, it's a nice idea to have this matchmaking thing.

Won't happen in the US, becuz we're a Christian nation. :eyes:
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