Oh lordy! Someone let M.A.T.C.O.M. near the spandex again!
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Oh lordy! Someone let M.A.T.C.O.M. near the spandex again!
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Tue Apr-12-05 10:24 AM
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Who knew that they collected beans 'n franks? ;-)
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Tue Apr-12-05 10:27 AM
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2. Uh, I don't quite know how to put this, but I think
GOPisEvil got a bit ripped off in that Photoshop!
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Tue Apr-12-05 10:27 AM
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3. I haven't seen that many packages since Christmas Eve....
Edited on Tue Apr-12-05 10:29 AM by Richardo
:spray:
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Tue Apr-12-05 10:30 AM
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4. My condolences to David.
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Tue Apr-12-05 10:33 AM
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8. According to Salon, there is help for David: Slow Squash Jelqs
Edited on Tue Apr-12-05 10:35 AM by LynneSin
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Tue Apr-12-05 10:40 AM
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10. Yeah, there's even an operation.
Something about removing a sub-testicular ligament to lengthen things, but none of it works on girth dammit. :( I'd better shut up now before I get into trouble. :blush:
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Tue Apr-12-05 10:31 AM
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5. I "see" that he...uh... leans left
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Tue Apr-12-05 10:32 AM
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Edited on Tue Apr-12-05 10:45 AM by Bouncy Ball
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Tue Apr-12-05 10:33 AM
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7. Matcom has... uhhh... some package there
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Tue Apr-12-05 10:40 AM
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Tue Apr-12-05 10:41 AM
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Tue Apr-12-05 10:42 AM
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13. I'm beginning to think Greg has it in for me!
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Tue Apr-12-05 10:41 AM
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12. BWAAA HAAA HAA HAAAA HAAA HA HAAAAA
:rofl: :spray: :rofl: Touche!
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Tue Apr-12-05 10:42 AM
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14. Personally I think he's stuffing it in that shot
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Tue Apr-12-05 10:45 AM
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15. No more than this guy...
Oh wait...
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Tue Apr-12-05 10:47 AM
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Tue Apr-12-05 11:17 AM
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17. hmmm, puts truth to the rumor that the left one is usually lower.
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Tue Apr-12-05 11:34 AM
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18. once again, i THINK it is obvious who is KING of M.A.T.C.O.M.!!!!
BBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA so, who wants some man-meat tonight!! :rofl:
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Tue Apr-12-05 11:37 AM
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Tue Apr-12-05 11:38 AM
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Tue Apr-12-05 11:41 AM
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22. Next thing you'll be wanting me to call MASTER
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Tue Apr-12-05 11:38 AM
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21. Looks like your hiding a Kielbasa in there!
:o (Which fits, since the original is of a Polish cycling team)
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Tue Apr-12-05 11:49 AM
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give me a break! I know the truth!
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Tue Apr-12-05 11:52 AM
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25. You really should write a Tell All book
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Tue Apr-12-05 12:04 PM
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It would only have 3 pages! Don't think that would make me rich. I will tell you all about him when we see you in a couple weeks! Make sure you bring your camera! So you can take pictures of him passed out after you drink him under the table!
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Tue Apr-12-05 12:12 PM
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you are SUPPOSED to be on MY side here! :cry:
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Tue Apr-12-05 12:19 PM
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I got carried away, sorry! I still love you! :loveya:
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Tue Apr-12-05 12:23 PM
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29. Can I put make-up on him when he's passed out?
It should look really good, cause I'll be a bit sloshed myself.
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Tue Apr-12-05 02:23 PM
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34. I dare you to shave his eyebrows
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Tue Apr-12-05 02:25 PM
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But I'm only going to shave one.
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Tue Apr-12-05 02:27 PM
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37. Even better - please take pictures
Pretty please - I'll send you some Tastykakes if you do!!
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Tue Apr-12-05 02:31 PM
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38. Don't know what a tastykake is but
I'll do it just cause you asked so nicely. Heck, I'll do it just for the pure pleasure of it.
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Tue Apr-12-05 02:33 PM
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40. Ask David what Tastykakes are - he'll be your humble servant for one
:D Especially the Butterscotch Krimpets
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Tue Apr-12-05 02:38 PM
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42. And here I thought he was already my humble servant.
Any other mischief I can do in Boston for you?
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Tue Apr-12-05 02:39 PM
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43. Not really - have fun for me!!
:hi: I have other obligations this weekend :cry: or I would be there myself
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Tue Apr-12-05 02:46 PM
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47. I so wish this was the bunnysuit weekend
Can I at least spray Febreeze on Pitt for you?
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Tue Apr-12-05 03:23 PM
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48. I'll send a bottle of Febreeze up with Jimmy Jazz along with the tequilla
and maybe even a pair of bunny ears
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49. And a tail. Don't forget the tail.
So can a girl with some bunny ears and a bottle of tequilla have a good time in Boston?
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Tue Apr-12-05 01:43 PM
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30. The truth about ... well ... you know ...
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Tue Apr-12-05 01:48 PM
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31. Now that's just wrong
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Tue Apr-12-05 01:58 PM
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32. Ever wonder why he goes to Mexico all the time?? His "other" job
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Tue Apr-12-05 02:26 PM
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36. the shoes are cool too
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Tue Apr-12-05 02:32 PM
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39. what? not ONE WORD???
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Tue Apr-12-05 02:36 PM
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41. That's not a camel-toe ...
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Tue Apr-12-05 02:43 PM
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45. more like a bundt cake
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Tue Apr-12-05 02:42 PM
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44. Might as well get these oldies out of the way as well ...
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Tue Apr-12-05 07:19 PM
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50. Has Skinner seen that top one??
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Tue Apr-12-05 02:43 PM
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46. I had no idea what Cameltoe was until I met GregW
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51. Looks like a butcher shop -- all that sausage...
WTF?? Guys...have some self respect. Ever hear of a little thing called an "athletic supporter"? You may want to consider it.
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