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LeftCoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-05 12:45 PM
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"And so then, I pinched her nipples just like this!"
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-05 12:48 PM
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1. OMG!
:rofl:
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-05 12:49 PM
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2. How old was she, like,
a week old????

Sick, sick man.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-05 12:50 PM
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3. Was he milking a goat?
Or playing radio?
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-05 12:50 PM
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4. And I would have gotten away with it too!
If it wasn't for those pesky kids and their dog!

(Anyone else get that vibe from this guy?)
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-05 12:51 PM
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6. Come to Think of It,
He's GOT to be wearing a mask!
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-05 12:51 PM
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5. Wilfred Brimley doing his Bob Packwood impersonation n/t
Maybe he should have a sign that says "Will fuck for oats."
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-05 01:05 PM
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12. Half-assed, but...
Edited on Tue Apr-12-05 01:05 PM by primate1
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-05 01:07 PM
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13. that's great! thanks! n/t
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-05 12:54 PM
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7. nice one
:rofl:
brilliant
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-05 12:54 PM
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8. I'm thinkin' 'Double hand job' as I look at this pic
But my mind is so totally in the gutter this morning
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kcwayne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-05 12:55 PM
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9. "this is how I pull the wings off flies, after a hard day of smacking
around the domestic help and berating the UN. It helps me relax."
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Dark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-05 12:56 PM
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10. Why hasn't he dyed his mustache to match his hair? n/t
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-05 12:59 PM
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11. "So I take the Grecian Formula and put it on my comb like this, see.......
but dammit there isn't usually enough left to do my mustache."

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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-05 01:34 PM
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14. That is so gross.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-05 01:38 PM
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15. "Come in, Rangoon..."
old grade school joke.
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bobthedrummer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-05 01:43 PM
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16. "So I had Dick in my left-hand and Jeff Gannon in my right..."
Edited on Tue Apr-12-05 01:44 PM by bobthedrummer
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