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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:56 AM
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JITFC!* The Jesus Teether
Edited on Mon Oct-20-03 12:04 PM by trof
The Genesis Teether™ is a great way for Christian people to show their faith in Jesus. It gives other people a good visual about your beliefs and is a good testimonial as a gift to new parents. Plant a seed in new parents about Jesus!!



Think of the impact this could make on a young families life. If this one product will make them think about their relationship with Jesus, then we have done our job.
This is a product that a child will hold onto and look at - regardless if it ever gets used for its so called 'purpose'.
http://www.productsforbaby.com/

*"JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS!"
(BTW, the acronym is pronounced "JIT-F**K")
-trof
:eyes:
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Wolfman 11 Donating Member (444 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:59 AM
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1. this is one of the best websites ever
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 12:02 PM
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4. Cool ....
Edited on Mon Oct-20-03 12:02 PM by meegbear
if that guy was bald, that would be me :evilgrin:

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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 12:51 PM
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10. Notice how they end the Sodom & Gommorah chapter before the XXX stuff??
No Lego depictions of the girls saying "Hey, let's get daddy drunk and fuck him!!" (Possibly the first Freeper family)
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 12:03 PM
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5. Lego God is making out with Lego Adam!
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 12:00 PM
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2. You Quack Me Up!
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 12:01 PM
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3. Someone actually had to come up with this idea!
Of course if you think JESUS JESUS JESUS all the time, you start thinking of teethers with JESUS in them eventually.
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ronzo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 12:08 PM
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6. WWJC
What Would Jesus Chew?
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 12:32 PM
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7. Although I am an atheist
Edited on Mon Oct-20-03 12:55 PM by trof
this seems somewhat sacreligious to me.
Like Virgin Mary tampons or something.
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speckledgator Donating Member (232 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 12:40 PM
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8. That brings up an interesting question...
was Mary menstruating at the time of the immaculate conception? or was it a double-dang miracle????
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 12:42 PM
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9. Ooooooooooooooooo
Better gitcher nomex skivvies on.
;-)
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ronzo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 12:52 PM
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11. I hear ya....
this seem somewhat sacreligious to me.
Like Virgin Mary tampons or something.


I gotta chuckle thinking of some little rugrat drooling all over his/her Jesus teething ring.

I wonder how many units they'll move... $$$, amen.

Anyway, I got a good laugh out of it, thanks trof. :)
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