What will be the next major breaking news story?

tinfoilinfor2005

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Tue Apr-19-05 09:08 PM
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What will be the next major breaking news story?

Edited on Tue Apr-19-05 09:09 PM by tinfoilinfor2005

Schiavo, old Pope, new Pope, Bolton will soon fade. Hopefully so will Michael Jackson trial. What do you think will be the blockbuster story to hit the headlines?

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maveric

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Tue Apr-19-05 09:10 PM
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1. Iran attacks US troops on Iraqi border. Bu$h bombs Tehran.

Can you say Gulf of Tonkin?

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Huckebein the Raven

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Tue Apr-19-05 09:14 PM
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4. More like Strait of Hormuz incident

but I agree. Another possible headline would be some sort of action against Chavez in Venezuela

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tinfoilinfor2005

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Tue Apr-19-05 09:16 PM
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5. nah, some actress will become pregnant

and the sheeple will much prefer to hear the details about that.

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MADem

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Tue Apr-19-05 09:11 PM
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2. Politics....they can't avoid it anymore (Delay and the nuke option)

Unless Deep Throat does them a favor and dies. Then we will have a week or two of Watergate, with people coming on tv and saying "I KNEW it!" or, "I never suspected him in a zillion YEARS!"

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Robeson

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Tue Apr-19-05 09:11 PM
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3. I'm sure Rove is cooking it up as we speak.

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norml

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Tue Apr-19-05 09:21 PM
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6. Rush ODs

One too many pills, plus one too many adult beverages, and he never wakes up.

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Melynn

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Tue Apr-19-05 09:34 PM
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7. Major natural disaster

like an earthquake. Or least that's what some fundie end timer said on the radio today. Good as prediction as any.

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Quixote1818

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Tue Apr-19-05 09:54 PM
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8. Brittany Spear's baby is actually Michael Jackson's

It will be discovered that She and Michael, Elizabeth Taylor, Jeff Gannon and Tom DeLay got together during a wild night in Vegas right after her first Marriage when she was still drunk as hell.

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tinfoilinfor2005

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Tue Apr-19-05 10:05 PM
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9. I don't think Michael would actually be able to Spear Brittany...

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crispini

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Tue Apr-19-05 10:17 PM
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11. Groooooooooooooooooossss!

didn't need THAT image in my head, thanks! :puke:

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carpetbagger

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Tue Apr-19-05 10:15 PM
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10. Rehnquist meets his maker.

Scalia nominated for Chief, Emilio Garza for Associate Justice.

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thecai

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Wed Apr-20-05 02:27 AM
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12. Bush Resigns! Fascism Ends!

Edited on Wed Apr-20-05 02:28 AM by thecai

America - Oh Great Land Of Liberty, With Justice For ALL!

wishful thinking

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Goathead

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Wed Apr-20-05 02:30 AM
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13. What is going on with Bolton's nomination?

I heard Boxer during the confirmation hearings, she kept saying "Point of order" over and over. Is Bolton a no go for U.N. Ambassador?

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xmas74

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Wed Apr-20-05 02:49 AM
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14. They are putting it on the backburner for a few weeks

while they investigate the claims about the way he threatened his fellow employees. One of the Republicans actually crossed over to the Dem side for this reason. I don't remember which one it was right now.

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d_b

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Wed Apr-20-05 03:39 AM
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15. Bush caught in uncompromising position with Karl Rove

& Zucchini

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Hissyspit

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Wed Apr-20-05 04:00 AM
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16. Deep Throat Revealed

Guess he wasn't the Pope...

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