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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:30 PM
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If you give a pig a pancake, she'll want some syrup to go with it.
Edited on Tue Apr-19-05 11:31 PM by Quixote1818
You'll give her some of your favorite maple syrup. She'll probably get all sticky, so she'll want to take a bath. She'll ask you for some bubbles. When you give her the bubbles. . .



Man am I in a strange mood tonight! :woohoo: :banghead: :dilemma: :silly: :bounce: :party: :+
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:33 PM
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1. so what's wrong with her wanting the syrup with pancakes
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:35 PM
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3. She will probably get all sticky. Fucking slob fat ass PIG!
:argh:
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:36 PM
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5. no worse than a little kid
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:33 PM
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2. Sounds like a good idea for
a children's book.

:bounce:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:35 PM
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4. What if you give a bunny a pancake?
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:40 PM
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8. Bunny's DON'T EAT PANCAKES!!!!!
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! BOY ARE YOU STUPID! THEY EAT NOTHING BUT APPLE STRUDEL :banghead:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:41 PM
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9. ....
really???
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DulceDecorum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:45 PM
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12. Self-explanatory
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 12:04 AM
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14. Now what are the Odds of her asking the PERFECT question
for that photo? :wow:
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:36 PM
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6. Whatever you do, don't look under the bed!
Those tap shoes make a racket!!!

My daughter looovvves that book, so I practically have it memorized by now.

:hi:
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:43 PM
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11. What book are you talking about?
I was just sharing some random thoughts about the meaning of life. :freak:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:37 PM
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7. Which just goes to show that, if you're gonna ask a woman to marry you,
Edited on Tue Apr-19-05 11:38 PM by Rabrrrrrr
you might as well just sign over your house and go sleep in the ditch, since after she cheats on you and you decide to file for divorce the courts will rule in her favor anyway and give her everything you earned while you were married plus everything you owned before you even knew her AND make you pay "restitution", oops, I mean "support" for her licentious cuckolding behavior.

might as well cut out the middle bullshit, and just give her all your shit now and go live in the ditch.
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:41 PM
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10. The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe,
but the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around in it until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go "hey, I'm Vine Man."

(Jack Handey)
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 11:47 PM
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13. Jack Handy was a brilliant sensitive Man
He always had some handy advise that could be applied to so many of life's difficulty's. I love that man!:cry:
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