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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 07:32 AM
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 07:33 AM
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1. "I am the federal government."*
*Actual quote made to a security person who advised Mr. DeLay that smoking is not allowed in federal government buildings.
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deutsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 07:34 AM
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2. If that's the case, I agree with Grover Nordquist
Let's shrink the government to a size small enough to drown in a bathtub.
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 07:35 AM
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3. "Lewinski's got nothing on me"....
I'm the best that ever was!
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Goathead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 07:35 AM
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4. Of course it's a Cuban!
I am the U.S. State Department!
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 07:39 AM
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5. "Is that one of those Missouri Blunts?"
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 07:40 AM
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6. If Clinton could see me now....
....and picked me instead of Monica!
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 07:42 AM
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7. Well, you see, I'm a top, not a bottom...so what does that make me
again...?


Disclaimer...Lord, I apologize...;)
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 07:46 AM
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8. Looks like an asshole smoking a turd.
:hurts:
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