Funny email I got: "Bush Elected Pope! Cardinals Stunned!"

George W. Bush Elected Pope! Catholic Cardinals Stunned!
>Reported by Willie E. Davis
>
>The almost 120 Cardinals from around the world that gathered to
>choose a successor in the Vatican's Sistine Chapel were stunned and
>expressed amazement. Cardinal Mohoney the Vatican spokesperson had
>this to say, "We in theconclave are all shocked. We cast our vote's
>using these new electronic voting machines. The results
>overwhelmingly favored George W. Bush over all the Catholic
>candidates. The last Pope, John Paul, was a superb linguist,
>fluently speaking 11 languages, this one can't speak
>fluently in one language. We just don't know what to say."
>
>The White House has announced that Dick Cheney will assume command
>as
>President of the world tomorrow morning, when "W" travels to Rome to
>begin his duties as Pope.
>
>George W. Bush had this to say moments ago as he spoke from the Rose
>Garden, "I am honored to be the spiritual lighthouse, and the first
>War Pope. I promise Evangelical Catho-licks and Prostates alike
>that I will be embodied in salvation and fair in the performance of
>my duties. I am a Unitifier, not a Divide-a-cater. I am obliged to
>try
>to save as many lost souls as I can, at least the Devout Wealthy
>Elite
>Souls, as it is well known that Heaven is a very select place,
>indeed, it is more exclusive than even the best of country clubs. It
>is a members only
>Heaven. I may have to put a fence around it to keep out the
>terrorists.
>
>I will preform miracles in a fair and balanced manner. Just as God
>use to wipe out entire races of people without warning, burning
>whole towns of perverts, killing off an entire nations, and drowning
>everybody
>without a ticket to board Noah's Ark, I shall deliver the world from
>Evil
>Empires as I unleash the Apocalypse Wrath of Revelations. I will
>ensure the Rapture and the Reunion with our beloved deceased family
>members and with our departed purebred pets. I will not allow those
>awful Liberal Sissy
>Homosapiens to marry each other and I will put and end to the Clergy
>marrying Choirboys.
>
>I will lead the Crusades against all them towel-headed heathens
>demon-possessed voodoo-hoodoo barbarians who's Pseudo-religions that
>don't
>except Christ as the Light of Democracy, and who worship fake,
>made-up gods. They shall suffer my Godly Conservative Wrath and I
>will
>Destroy them with my Cherubic Armies of Angels and they shall burn
>for
>eternity in Hell, because Me and God don't take no prisoners

:D

i think frankenweb wouLd think so as weLL.

I'm passing it on to quite a few people who will appreciate it. Thanks! :-)