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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 03:53 PM
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I think the time has come for me to lead organized religion.
Everyone do as I say regardless of how stupid it may seem, or you will suffer eternal damnation. What a concept.
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libhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 03:57 PM
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1. Oh, Lardy Lardy
What can I do to repent, and rejoin your happy throng? I never done meant to go astray, an' vote 'gainst our great prezdent, what defended our freedom from Saydamn Whosane ---
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 03:58 PM
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2. Register and vote as a Republican. Go and sin no more my child.
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libhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 04:01 PM
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3. Yea,
and partaketh not of Godless nicotine, and devils alcohol, forsooth.
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 04:03 PM
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4. well jesus on a stick you have offended me!
consider yourself smited :nuke: smote? smished?

:evilgrin:
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 04:19 PM
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5. I'll do the smite'n round here.
I am God. If you don't believe me, just look it up in the book I wrote!
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 04:28 PM
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6. Anymore arguments about who's in charge here, I'm taking the kid and
leaving.
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