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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 06:18 PM
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I'm drunk. What the hell is YOUR excuse?
:beer:

mmmmmmmmmmm

after work martini's

I AM KING OF THE WWWWOOOOOOORRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 06:20 PM
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1. Yeah, baby!!
MARTINIS!!!!!!! :9
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Toby109 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 06:25 PM
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2. You silly bastard.
I almost cut my hair. Top that!

Gimme an Eff!
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 06:25 PM
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3. no excuse....just...
...annihilated! :hi: :smoke:
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 06:27 PM
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4. Hold on
I'm just starting to get drunk.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 08:02 PM
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16. Double up and catch up!
I just started to get drunk forty years ago...
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 06:28 PM
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5. It is 4/20
:shrug:
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 08:08 PM
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19. Indeed it is!!!!
Gardening is such fun!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 06:28 PM
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6. Sir, I have not yet begun to drink!
:beer:
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cassandra uprising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 06:28 PM
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7. I'll be there soon
With a fine as lesbian reporter form wnpr celebrating the passage of civil unions.

:hi:
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 06:33 PM
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8. cassandra, what is that picture in your sigline?
I just absolutely love it! It's perfect.
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cassandra uprising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 06:39 PM
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11. why, thank you
That picture is of one of my all time favorite peeps, Dario Fo. He is an Italian actor and playwright and the only one of his ilk to win the Nobel Prize for literature. He's long career has been focused on contributing hilarious political commentary to the world.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 06:36 PM
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9. I'm gonna see that damn purple hippo for the next four years
Edited on Wed Apr-20-05 06:36 PM by Hardhead
So of course I'm drinking. And it's all your fault. And the fault of this cheap watered-down chabli from that evil bastard Carlo Rossi. Rossi? Wasn't that the photographer on the Lou Grant show? Shee-it. Suddenly it all makes sense...
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 06:37 PM
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10. just had a lengthy conversation
with my new maybe beau. . .no intoxicants required.
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 07:51 PM
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12. Not yet but I'm just getting started
What a shitty day. x(
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 08:05 PM
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18. Hang in there, Pard...
It will probably get worse, then it may get better.
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 08:23 PM
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24. I'm sorry, FY, but your IEP states you are not allowed any more shit days.
You have already crossed your 10-day maximum of shit days; according to Public Law 91-16, you must not be handed any more bullshit for the remainder of the year.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 07:53 PM
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13. Shit, I'm with you, matcom.
Cheers.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 07:56 PM
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14. Conjoined Twin Myslexia, asshole!
And I'll THANK YOU TO STOP STARING!!!

:P
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 07:58 PM
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15. Exhaustion, perhaps...
:shrug:


You know...friends don't let friends post drunk..hand over the keyboard. :hi:
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 08:03 PM
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17. MY excuse? stoned
agin.:smoke:
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 08:14 PM
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20. I was born this way
Either that or too much much LDS back in the Sixties...
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 08:14 PM
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21. uh
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New Earth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 08:18 PM
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22. you're drunk on a wednesday?
that't not fair :cry:
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 08:19 PM
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23. Ignored
Edited on Wed Apr-20-05 08:19 PM by iconoclastic cat
/yes
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two gun sid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 08:25 PM
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25. My excuse is stupidity....
and illegal substances.
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Throckmorton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 08:50 PM
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26. Two weeks of night shift at the Nuke Plant
I am positively glowing with happiness.
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-20-05 08:50 PM
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27. I'm ugly.
I'm fat and boring too, but those are not my excuses this evening.
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