I should be studying for a statistics exam - HELP ME PROCREATE

Left Is Write

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Wed Apr-20-05 10:50 PM
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I should be studying for a statistics exam - HELP ME PROCREATE

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lenidog

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Wed Apr-20-05 10:56 PM
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1. It is times like these that I wish I had drank a little less in college

those brain cells I killed could have helped me come up with a wittier reply to your post. ;)

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FuzzySlippers

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Wed Apr-20-05 11:07 PM
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2. Sorry, I'd like to help you out,

but I think I'm the wrong gender for that. We could still have a good time, though. :P

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xmas74

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Wed Apr-20-05 11:13 PM
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3. are you sure about that?

did you forget about the nine months of fatness and the labor?
I sure the hell didn't forget!

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Left Is Write

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Wed Apr-20-05 11:26 PM
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4. Wellll....

It's just a copycat, and I believe I'm done procreating, but I actually enjoyed pregnancy and childbirth.

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xmas74

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Wed Apr-20-05 11:28 PM
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5. part of the pregnancy was fine.

Childbirth was awful and makes me think about never getting pregnant again (excessively long labor followed by a c-section).

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Left Is Write

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Wed Apr-20-05 11:32 PM
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7. I got lucky with that portion of it.

Three kids, 6-6.5 hours of labor each, no c-sections.

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xmas74

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Wed Apr-20-05 11:38 PM
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8. just under the wire for a total of two days of labor.

it was hard labor but my body was pumped full of pitocin and I could not dilate. I was stuck at the same spot for about a day and a half straight (make it to a five and no further). But the pitocin made the contractions faster and harder.
I would really have to think long and hard about another labor. Maybe I would prefer to adopt next time.

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progmom

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Wed Apr-20-05 11:31 PM
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6. much like fuzzy said

baby, i would love to help you out...
but i don't come with the right equipment. :shrug:

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Huckebein the Raven

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Wed Apr-20-05 11:41 PM
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9. Ummmm why don't I help you study ?

:think:

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