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Abelman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 01:29 AM
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I'm back! Did you miss me?
I took a nap. Whathappened?
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 01:31 AM
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1. It's now Thursday .
;)
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 01:32 AM
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2. Nothing special.
North Korea nuked Hawaii that's all.You can go back to sleep now.
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Liberal In Texas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 01:41 AM
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3. Nothing. Except we're now officially a THEOCRACY.
If you don't attend the (state) sponsored church on Sunday, you will be arrested and sent to a nice vacation spot on the tip of Cuba.

Kiss your dog and/or cats g'bye...dad's going away for awhile.

You might be able to stay and keep you job and your house. Just sign the oath. Attend the next "Bush Townhall" and NEVER ask questions.

Got it?
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Abelman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 01:47 AM
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4. What kind of church?
I'm hoping lots of orgies!
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Liberal In Texas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 02:24 AM
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5. Nope, not that one.
Edited on Thu Apr-21-05 02:27 AM by LibInTexas
It has something to do with life being sacared, until the life is born, then to hell with it...or, until it dies, then if you have that sort of mind set, you will live forever and/or be sucked out of a jet plane during the tribulation or the rapture or something like that.

But that's good, getting sucked out of the jet or your car or your bed. Because all the bad people will be left behind. Of course, you'll have to wait to live again when the holy ones destroy the Earth (that may take awhile) but in the mean time...all of us heathens (not you of course) will be down here taking over the SUV's and flat screens that the disappeared left behind.

Cool eh?

Oh, yeah. We're going to hell. But the saved, like you, will be just fine.

To the rest:

Save me a seat at the bar! Woo Hoo!
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 04:40 AM
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6. Pious Orgies you mean?
It's an aria from Judas Maccabaeus by G.F. Handel.
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