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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 06:39 AM
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Attorney Moonlights As Porn Star
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LOS ANGELES -- Criminal defense attorney Ronald S. Miller does more than file his briefs -- he also takes them off. Miller has spent days in front of a judge and nights in front of a camera as Don Hollywood -- porn star.

Miller, 56, who has performed in more than 90 films in the past seven years, tells his clients about his night job and says he has had no trouble balancing the two careers. His wife, a former accountant, is also a porn star.

"My whole life, I've been one of those people who sees the wet paint sign and has to go up and touch it to see if it's wet," said Miller, who is currently working on 30 to 40 cases. "I want to experience everything, try everything."

Ethics expert and attorney Arthur Margolis said Miller isn't breaking any rules moonlighting as a porn actor.

"There isn't anything more unethical about that than being an actor or a novelist or somebody who sells frozen yogurt," Margolis said. "The only thing you have to be careful of, as you would in any other industry, is you don't do anything criminal or unethical in the sense of dishonesty."

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2005/04/20/la_attorney_moonlights_as_a_porn_star/
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 06:40 AM
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1. Bad pun alert
Moonlights as porn-star.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 06:43 AM
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2. Here's his website
http://www.dirtyoldlawyer.com

*** WARNING! GRAPHIC SEXUAL CONTENT ***
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 06:46 AM
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3. some people have all the fun.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 06:54 AM
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4. But it's with icky girls
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ltfranklin Donating Member (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 07:13 AM
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5. How many times have I...
...referred to a lawyer as "that f*cking lawyer"...and now it's true in ALL aspects of the phrase.
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 07:47 AM
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6. Too many lawyer jokes!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 07:56 AM
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7. Ethics expert and attorney Arthur Margolis...
Uh huh
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:11 AM
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8. his wife is a porn star, too!
And, a former accountant. Sheesh, I'm an accountant and never knew any porn star types.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:20 AM
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9. What about *you know who* down the hall?
:evilgrin:

I've know a couple hottie accountants.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:54 AM
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13. I have, too
But, not the type that would be into porn. But, who can tell for sure? I knew one that was afraid to even go to our local Hooters because her husband was a state cop and she was afraid it would look bad for him if she went. (Though, she did go check out Playboy when they went around looking for their 40th anniversary model several years back)

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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:45 AM
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10. and I work at one of those 'boring' traditional law offices
without any porno stars, loose women, drugs or even enemas.
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:50 AM
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11. Who do your Pat's Have in Round 1 on Saturday?
Of course...you and Pitt will be "vapor locked" by the time the Commish intones, "New England" in on the clock":applause: :woohoo:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:54 AM
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12. There's a joke in here somewhere with the wet paint sign...
And, what's touching a wet paint sign got to do with porn? :crazy:
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