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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:03 AM
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I think I have lockjaw.
My jaw is stiff and sore. I haven't had a puncture wound recently, though.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:04 AM
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1. Perhaps you laid around all sleepy like too much yesterday.
:hi:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:07 AM
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4. I worked damn hard yesterday.
Well, I woulda worked harder had I not been so tired.
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Enraged_Ape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:06 AM
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2. Trying out for the White House press corps again, eh?
Seriously, though, do you have a fever?
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:07 AM
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5. No.
I don't have lockjaw.
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koopie57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:06 AM
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3. Once I had a sore jaw also
and wondered if I got in a fight or something ... I finally went to the dr. and I had the mumps which surprised me cuz I had already had them.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:07 AM
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7. I think I just slept funny.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:08 AM
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9. Why is it that sleeping funny is not a laughing matter in reality?
:shrug:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:09 AM
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10. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
:cry:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:07 AM
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6. I think I know why.
And yes, you HAVE had a puncture wound recently.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:08 AM
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8. It wasn't so much a "wound."
More of a "nick."
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:10 AM
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11. I get chin cramps, maybe that is it
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:12 AM
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12. What is that smiley doing to that cat?
:o
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:21 AM
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19. what republicans say gay marriage will lead to
:wow:

just kidding. I hope it is petting kitty
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:23 AM
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20. Kitty's tail upsets me.
:scared:
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ImpeachBush Donating Member (580 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:15 AM
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13. TMJ ...
Don't ask me what it stands for ... something something jaw. My partner has this problem, and it has something to do with the cartiledge in the Jaw - her's is made worse by grinding teeth during sleep. Are you a grinder?
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:17 AM
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14. No, I'm a hoagie.
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ImpeachBush Donating Member (580 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:19 AM
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15. Oh, OK .... I'm a fishbowl.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:20 AM
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16. Goo goo go joob.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:21 AM
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17. DAMN! We were really hoping for hand cramps
:spank:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:24 AM
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21. Nah.
Them fuckers are BIONIC! :bounce:
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Red State Rebel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:21 AM
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18. Are you under stress?
When I get stressed, I found I have a tendency to clench my teeth in my sleep (I've broken a couple this way!). No grinding, mind you, just clenched jaw - that could make it sore.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-21-05 08:24 AM
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22. No more than anyone.
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