hey DU, life got you down?

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SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!!!

i wish those ads were still running...

that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour ...

(Monty Python's Galaxy Song)

enough said.
and i shoot up meth into my retinas

and hurt like hell

:silly:

That's what ice cream is for to me.

:spray:

:rofl:

Whenever life gets you down,
leaves you wearing a frown,
and the gravy train has left you behind.

When you're all out of hope,
down to the end of your rope,
and nobody's there to throw you a line.

If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go,
come on and take a walk in my shoes.
Never worried about thing, got the world on a string,
'cause I got the cure to all my blues.

(Chorus)

I take a look at my enormous penis
and my troubles start melting away.
I take a look at my emormous penis
and the happy times are coming to stay.

I want to sing and dance when I look in my pants
and the feeling's like a sun-shiny day!
I take a look at my enormous pee-ee-ee-nis
and everything is going my way.

I might make me one of those!

You fill up a bucket with candy or whatever makes you happy... then when you get down or depressed you just reach on in and grab a big ole handful of candy!