Name the television commercial that you absolutely HATE!!!

My candidate is "TAKE ME FISHING." They show it constantly, with a bunch of losers whining "Take me fishing....because I'll be dead tomorrow!" "Take me fishing....because I want to toss you over the side, call it an accident and collect the inheritance!" I DESPISE that commercial, with the sad music and the idiotic people. I thought fishing was supposed to be fun.... :shrug: It makes me want to outlaw fishing!

They oughta have Fredo Corleone do one of the spots. Now THAT would be funny!

What's YOUR least-liked commercial???

Or the creepy Burger King ones. :scared:

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Is it the last gal... You know, the D-word one?

Kills me every time.

Where's the GOP family values crew, when a whole line up of people are grabbing their asses during the 'family viewing time?'

The worst are those "instant hard-on pill" ads.

Makes me almost scream if I accidentally see that part of it.

Sadly, Fredo is no longer with us. The actor who played him, John Cazale passed away about twenty years ago.

I also hate the one with the woman serving french fries to a man through the ages (for Wendy's). Very sexist.

I hate jingles, and that combines lame late 70's rock sounds with one.

I really fucking hate jingles. and any commercial that tries to be funny, or original. seriously people... I'd be much more apt to buy a product if they advertised it without trying any frills.

The BowFlew ones, where there's a woman in a bathing suit sashaying around and saying, "I can't believe I'm a fifty-year-old grandmother wearing a bikini." And she's with some twenty-something guy who's leering at her. Euw!

ugh.

Golddigging putana!!! I agree, most offensive, makes women look like greedy consumer pigs. Overstock.com is a big GOP funder, though, so it isn't surprising!

....is only sometimes, on occasion :wtf: :P

"Hey, you pudgy Newt lookalike, I'll only put out if you give me JEWELS!!!"

pudgy Newt lookalike! :rofl:

Bob needs to visit Mr Wu's pig farm

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I don't give a damn how happy his partner is.

Especially the fucking hummer ad using Happy Jack.

They sold my childhood.

What a total letdown.

All of them.

toasters, old ugly guys, etc, etc, etc simply because they wear colonge or drink beer.

And the women are always better looking than the men.

There are counter ads on the same theme, though, where the fat loser ignores the beautiful woman to grab for the beer...alcoholism as a lifestyle choice!

At least a right wing bear!

Announcer: "There's a BEEEEAAAAAAAAR in the woods......"

Coulter: "Oh joy! Date night! What will I wear????"

especially that one where the couple ends up in the bathtub outside on a deck... :wtf: I don't hate it...so much as I am baffled by it. Am I missing out on some sort of symbolism? Why outdoor bathtubs???

21st Century Lucy and Ricky beds, mayhaps?

they would be getting a little freaky. but separate tubs prevent that from happening...it boggles the mind I tell ya!

The "Wolf Ad" was the stupidest, most inane, idiotic, meaningless,
pointless, worthless, political ad ever made.

Everytime that Reagan ad came on, my late father father would chime in with "Do bears shit in the woods?" in the same dire tone as the announcer. It was the one good laugh we got during that election cycle!

... and they've edited out the crowd around him ... it would have been just bearable if it were making an important public service statement, but to have it turn out to be some telecom company ad?

What an obnoxious couple to get stuck on a plane to Hawaii next to.

No asshole, ACTUALLY the tuna is MINE! You get to pay for the ham sandwich with all the shit you poured on it while trying to be cute.

I have to think people are LEAVING AOL as a result of that thing, but it's still in vitually every stopset. :banghead:

And uh, the tuna is indeed mine.

Those people need to go to Hawaii and never come back.

I still have nightmares about that little boy holding the sign.

There are also, in the area where I live, these commercials for a local car dealership which feature this Godfather-like guy who calls himself -- get this -- "The Car Fairy". I don't know where the hell they came up with "The Car Fairy", but it's got to be one of the worst series of commercials ever made.

I also hate the new couple they have doing the "Sonic" commercials. The two buddies in the car had kind of grown on me, but now they've been replaced by this weird nerdy couple: "Why do they call it a Ranchero Salad?" "Well, it was originally called a 'Ranch Hero' salad. This farm hand rescued a maiden from a burning barn, and the villagers offered the salad as a tribute. And then they burst into song and dance!" WTF???

zoom zoom kid has GOT TO GO!!!!!

Fucking ANNOYING as all fucking hell. I don't know if it's just a Kansas City thing or if they are forcing everyone in the entire country to endure that incessant jingle, but the person who made that jingle should be arrested for indecency.

every time I see that cartooned infection lift up the toe nail I cringe. As soon as I see it pop up on the TV, I have to look away. :puke:

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Like it or not, it's working well.

Way too whiney, like a funeral dirge, and sorry, when that dorky kid says fishing is better than any video game, I've heard shouts of "bullshit!" from young gamers in my vicinity!!!

How can they tell that it is working? Do you have to call the Take Me Fishing hotline everytime you grab your pole? (Uh, oh, that didn't come out quite right....!).:evilgrin: :silly:

Spot surveys, phone surveys, etc. That's not stuff I know anything about though, so I can't explain it.

..and brown liquid coming out from under the bathroom door...but then it's not there because he has that wonderful toilet you never have to plunge again.

I.hate.that.commercial

and,

Oh yeah, takemefishing.com looks and sounds like a Peta campaign waiting to happen!

Nice floors, high ceilings, fancy staircase. And the fucker can't afford to buy more than one plunger? He has to haul ass all the way downstairs, grab the thing from under the kitchen sink, and run back up, only to see the spreading water creeping from under the door.

Hell, I have one in every bathroom, and a shortie under the sink, just in case! What I learn from that commercial: that guy is stupid. He should flush halfway through if he is gonna be laying down massive logs. That guy is cheap, too, for not buying a plunger for every bathroom, or at least every floor of his house!