Pimp Slap OR Bitch Slap?

If preparing to deliver a slap, which would you use and why?

I'm a simplist

The original dis, yo!

Glove slap! Shut your big yap!

You got somethin' against dope?

Like A Pimp Slap But With A Twist Of Dope!

It's a full on punch if you get me angry.

how el-e-gant

:evilgrin:

That's what we southerners say. As in, "If she doesn't shut up, I'm gonna dustroll her."

Could you dustroll the shit out of someone?

Here's the scenerio:

Let's say a girl is talking shit about me.

Me: "You'd better shut the fuck up, or I'm gonna dustroll you."

Slutty bitch: "Ha! I don't give a rat's ass. I'm not scared of you."

Me: "When I get through dustrolling you, I'm gonna stomp the shit out of you. I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in your ass."

Slutty bitch: "Bring it on, bitch!"

I dive around the campfire, knock the Pabst out of her hand, and then tackle her, which leaves a huge cloud of dust. Then, I stand up and kick her in the ass about ten times. She won't mess with me again.

(Actual scenario. A preppy girl at a party when I was about 18 was talkin' shit about me to all the other preppy girls, because I had on a Harley tee, which was all the rage back among us delinqents back then. What I described above ensued, and only the next day did I learn that her father was a county judge. Still, no one ever challenged me to a fight after that. :D )

My favorite.

Otherwise known as "I'll hit you with so many rights you'll be begging me for a left."

Pimp slap actually has a meaning, if you've ever seen it done. I used to live downstairs from a pimp named Yusef. One day, one of his ladies was hiding in my apartment, but he figured out where she was. Pimp slap is a mess o open-handed slaps meant not to hurt or bruise but humiliate, as far as I could see.

I think bitch-slap is a variation on the term, but came along a lot later.

Just that you had to be a licenced Pimp to give the one.

Thank for confirmation.

Of course I can only guess why since no comment was made when that Obama bitch-slaps Bush thread was locked and no explanation was given even after two people asked about it ATA. :shrug:

As such, I think It is OK.:shrug:

terms "bitchslap"/"pimpslap" which are no longer permitted in discussions on DU.

Thank you for your understanding.

Ras