Paging Will Pitt, would Will Pitt please pick up the white courtesy phone!

Will Pitt: War's over, man. The Rethugs dropped the big one.

Big: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Jimmy Jazz: Germans?

Progmom: Forget it, he's rolling.

Big: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...

-thinks hard-

Big: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

-runs out, alone; then returns-

Big: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...

Chavez: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Big: We're just the guys to do it.

Will Pitt: Let's do it.

Big: LET'S DO IT!

Get it?

Figured you could use a stupid and futile gesture on someone's part!

Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.

I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.

you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up - you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.

What the fuck happened to the DU I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you WillPitt, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this.

Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.

But you can't hold a whole message board responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole internet system? And if the whole internet system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

Saying "what the fuck" gives you freedom and freedom brings opportunity and opportunity makes your future!

Whaaaa? Wrong movie? Risky Business is three threads down? I'm sorry. My bad.

a ZIT. The drum corps anti-fraternity at Texas Tech is ZIT. I still have my anti-pledge book and everything. *snort* Velma=drummer/band geek

Skinner: The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.

JimmyJazz: It's a distinct possibility.

Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft.

ROFLOL!!!

It's going to be a LOOOONG car ride is all I'm saying! :D

I hope it was worth it.

i just see "ignored"

Bite me, woman!

often

Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

Hammer --- meet nail :D

yvr girl: Go away!
matcom: I'm sorry, I can only stay a minute. Can I buy you some lunch? Oh, you got your lunch. Well, how about some milk? Got your milk too. Can I just massage your thighs while you eat?
yvr girl: Do I have to leave?
matcom: Is this any way to treat an intimate friend?