HOLY SHIT- Ann Coulter Doll

http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-coulter.shtml


Does she drop to her knees to blow the Bush doll at a the push of a button?

Of all the people to have a doll...:puke:

Click on the "Why not got to war just for oil..." line

this was the first

That's the Maria Shriver doll.

exploits. If someone could make costumes, it would be hilarious.

Bush in diapers. Rummy in a gestapo outfit. Anne in ... well, it
escapes me. Clinton in a superman suit. I would love to see
pictures of this. Friends of mine used to do this with Star Trek
figures. :)

I am also impressed by the comments made. Isn't it interesting
how many of them mentioned having sex with dolls, small or
enlarged and robots? What is the deal with neo-cons? They are
some twisted s**t.

Did you notice what phrases she says?

What does "it" say? (I an not calling it a "her.")

does it come with extra sharp pins?

DULL pins! :evilgrin:

:evilgrin:

As PJ O'Rourke once wrote (paraphrased) 'Republican women enjoy sex too and eventually they will even sleep with Republican men, that's where Republican babies come from.'

but I'm puzzled... why isn't she made out of pipe cleaners? Surely that would more realistically capture her gangly neo-con body type...

It looks that way from the package.

eom

:bounce:

It is good to know there are at least TWO sicko's in this world!

However. I'm in the process of bleachiing my minds eye right now.

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Take a second look at that skirt because there's a bulge in it where there shouldn't be one at all.

I will give them some credit though-they got that look of perpetual anger down pat.

Neither the Ann doll, nor the real Ann, have a brain.

Is there a doctor in the house?


DDQM

It's not thin enough.

LOL - I think it is so funny when marketing types (and those who parrot them) call dolls "action figures." God forbid anyone play with DOLLS anymore.

But back to the subject at hand... Ann Coulter can kiss my ass.

"I was furious and started to tell her she was a Satan-appeaser when her savage watchdog Cujo seized Our Great Toy President and ran off with him again. I think she trained that dog to do that.
This time when I found my George W. Fighting Action Figure that you cannot prove I did not buy and lose the receipt for, his little head was chewed right off. Secret Service Agent Brown promised he would fix it, and I was not crying, either.
But what Secret Service Agent Brown did was glue the head from one of the Barbie Dolls that Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld's niece had outgrown on Our Great Toy President. So now, yes, George W. has a head but he looks like a girl and not manly.
I am almost ashamed to carry it around in public now. What I did for a wile was walk around shouting "George W. is not a girly man," and "He lost his real head," but people began to point and throw things. "

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/03/88.html

(An act of shameless self-promotion)

Warning: buying this doll for a child (10 years old or younger) will require permanent theraphy sessions when child is older.

...with a ready made voodoo doll.

will one find an internal notch indicating an anterior orfice, or a little pastic knob indicating a penis. The mind googles.

It's true - even a broken clock is right twice a day. Good call Freeper. Unless...that was one of our folks stirring the pot over there. ;-)

I have a Christmas card idea.

Freepers have no taste in women!

Behold! Some of the infinite wisdom of Free Republic:

No, it's not inflatable

Umm....to heck with the doll...how much is the real thing? I'll take two!!

can't hold a candle to the original

Is it at least anatomically correct?

Ann Coulter IS a doll. any facsimile will undoubetedly not be as good.

Obviously, they haven't seen Annie without makeup:

Look at the quotes for that one - I did not have sexual relations. What the fuck have we come to that they build toys for right wing wackos.

Mommy, I don't want a Barbie doll, I want an Ann Coulter doll. Um, yeah right !

Somehow, I see this as a fantasy for some R-W wack job. (literally and physically);-)

See Ann at her anorexic crack whore best !

Are the extra batteries needed for the doll or her

er...ah...accessories? :evilgrin:

:-)

DDQM

:kick:

rip the head off and chew on it. I bet that would make me feel so much better!
Then I'd hang the head in my car off the rear view mirror.

Also they forgot the Adam's apple.

:puke:

With that mouth!

:kick:

How the heck did SHE get on this distinguished list?

:shrug:


great phrases though, aren't they? :eyes:

now, if you'll excuse me.... :puke:

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http://www.rightnation.us/forums/index.php?showtopic=18651

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1005012/posts

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On the other hand they might just have the proper size equipment to stimulate the doll.

when I clicked on "Why not go to war for oil..."

I didn't know she actually said that! What a sick, sick person she is. How would she like someone to drop a bomb on her head just for oil?

I'm talking about the Adam's apple

teehee

so you can.. ya know.. tape up her naughty bits, so they don't dangle beneath the hem of her shorty short short skirt.

oh wait. no i wouldnt

"I do not like your cottage cheese thighs, besides, you have been with too many guys!" - group x

...the "Village of the Damned"-ish little monster brat that would actually WANT one of these things.

I honestly don't get it. An Anne Coulter doll? Huh? A George Bush doll?

There are famous people that I agree with politically, but I'd never want a doll of them, or a plate with their face painted on it, or a bust, or an official prayer beads & shrine combo...

They're only people. And with Coulter, even THAT is questionable.

I'm honestly curious- what the hell is up with the idolatry? Any idea? Any psychological explanation for this weird stuff?

Freepers will buy just about anything they're told to buy.

primitives -- especially Rethugnicans.

And primitive idols and fetishes can be remarkably ugly -- like those wretched dolls...

of my personal culture war. I am literally speechless. After seeing this, I sat here with my mouth opening and shutting for, like, five minutes.

OK, let's get our own dolls out there, and let's start with Al Franken.

Brad Pitt <his wife hates repugs>

Viggo Mortensen doll, sans Aragorn finery or not <Was against war when it hurt to be against it>

Sean Penn doll <deserves props up the wazoo>

Al Franken because he'll look cute with my teddy bear collection :)

Plushies for all or plastic. Either way, I would buy.

Carville as a plushie doll. :)

Check the bottom of the box..."real american heroes" what the hell?

I guess it's true! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! :)

if it were made of cloth, not plastic, and not so ridiculously overpriced (I hate putting money in the pockets of right-wingnut entrepreneurs). Sigh.

He looks like a zombie!

and removable silicone boobs.

She only knows how to spit out sound bytes, anyway.

n/t

The Doll does not look like dAnn Coulter at all.

Someone beat me to it again.

Choking, gagging, and barfing... :puke:

What a waste of perfectly good PVC!

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