Bush Twins to Team Up with Paris Hilton on "Simple Life"

WHA???

http://news.google.com/news?q=bush%twins%22%20&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=wn

Barbara and Jenna Bush, the twin daughters of President George W. Bush,
have inked a deal for three shows as fill-ins for ousted Nicole Ritchie on the hit Fox docu-edy series "The Simple Life." The short-term deal might develop into "something more permanent," an executive at Fox declared.

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"It's just a lark," their father the President laughed. "I think
what a lot of people used to think about Paris is out of date by now.
She's a delightful girl with a great joie de vivre and maybe a penchant
for unbridled mischief. I think her and my girls'll get along fine."

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"I think it'll be a lot of fun," Jenna said.

"Me, too," echoed Barbara.

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The President's wife and the girl's mother, Mrs. George W. Bush, had no comment "at this time."

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"I think her and my girls'll get along fine."

:eyes:

Why does he have to keep speaking?!?!?!? :spank:

but PUKE if it is real

:puke:

Likely a hoax.

lol

he says so many nice things about her.

But there is no way the chimp can pronounce or understand words/phrases like "joie de vivre", "penchant", or "unbridled".

Obviously, his aides "dress up" his comments.

Please fix it.

It just bring up a Google search page.
And none of the stories look like this one.

What kind of a computer do you have?
It sounds like maybe a bad flux capacitor.

Seriously. It's either yours or google's.

directly to the story, not a Google link.

Can you?

I just saw an interview with Paris Hilton on local TV
here in L.A. and she said "the deal is in abeyance" because
the twins didn't want the Secret Service to follow them
around while they were goofing off with Paris and Paris
*did* want the SS there at all times 24/7. "They're cute,"
Paris said. "I means, the Secret Service is cute. Well, the
twins is cute, too, but I don't want to have a relations with
them as much as I do with the Secret Service guys. Like I
always say, where's my purse?"

of Paris Hilton? Anyone? Somebody?

Right. That's what I thought. Religious right winger Bush and poor little white trash pornography wanna be Paris. Nothing wrong with that reality.

...and thought maybe they were laboring in the inner city or maybe preparing to ship out to Iraq. but this, this is sooo much more productive! :sarcasm:

using the link?

There's no point in living anymore.