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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 08:16 PM
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Contents of Will Pitt's Jacket Pocket at the People's Republik
1. Condom with 1999 expiration date

2. Rash cream

3. "Chicken Soup for the Writer's Soul"

4. An autographed picture of Ann Coulter

5. A picture of Pope Benedict XVI

6. a matchbook with KKKarl Rove's phone number
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 08:17 PM
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1. Does the matchbook contain
A note saying, call me ANYTIME, you throbbing hunk of liberal hotness?
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 08:45 PM
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2. kick
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 08:46 PM
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3. YO KATHY
Who's bringing the Sawx hat tomorrow? :evilfrown:
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 08:47 PM
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4. No can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli
in case he's assaulted?
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 12:11 AM
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21. LOL
I'm glad I learned a long time ago not to surf the DU while drinking liquids. My keyboard prefers it that way.
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fishnfla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 08:59 PM
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5. I'll play
1. pocket lint, of course

2. Pack of smokes

3. Rolling papers

4. Phish concert ticket stubs

5. Cell phone, Sprint PCS service (voice mail full)

6. Red Sox Visa card

7. written directions home

8. pix of his one true love, Raven
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:10 PM
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6. What's in Kathy's pocket?
:7
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:11 PM
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7. Hahahaha!
Just as I suspected.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:12 PM
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8. I want to know what are in Sniffa's pockets
Something ribald, no doubt :evilgrin:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:15 PM
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9. I'm guessing
a folded up copy of a Thom McAnn Spring Sandal advert.

And the pried-loose lower case 'l' key from a standard keyboard.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:16 PM
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10. probably more than one little ketchup packet too!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:17 PM
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11. A coupon from Super Cuts.
"Free soul-patch trim with the purchase of a bottle of hair glue"
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:18 PM
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12. LOL
Edited on Fri Apr-22-05 09:18 PM by Zuni
1/2 off Hair Weave w/ Coupon
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:19 PM
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13. What do we suppose is in DS1's pockets?
A list of the names of those who'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

His membership card in the "High Maintenance Dudes" Association.

Nekkid pictures of Monica Belluci.

Nekkid pictures of matcom in easily Photoshoppable compromising acts.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 11:29 PM
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16. Ooh ooh ooh! Do me next! What do you think are in my pockets?
Besides a collection of little notes that read "send SOteric a positive thought" and "Wednesday is not sandwich day"?
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 05:46 PM
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27. Rabrrrrrr's pockets:
One slightly used tube of cerulean blue.

A pocket card identifying him as an official, dues paying member of the Thomas Kincade anti-fan club.

An autograph picture of Kamika in an Uhura costume.

A folded up envelope with an ascerbic rant written neatly on the backside.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 09:36 PM
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28. Wonderful!
You have such a mind for detail. Pulling out a Kamika reference - both to remember her, AND the Star Trek relationship - that's amazing me. As you often amaze me with your ability to remember people's names and bits of their personalities etc.

All of those things were perfect! I love cerulean blue, even though I am not a fan of blue very much.

:yourock:
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curse10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 11:20 PM
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14. we left off anything x-rated
we didn't want the thread locked :evilgrin:
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all.of.me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 11:26 PM
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15. rofl!
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 11:33 PM
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17. what" no dog eared paperback
titled "Where's Walden"?

sorry, I thought I'd just Thoreau this in...
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blue neen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 11:37 PM
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18. Did you find the falafel?
O'Reilly's been giving him tips on women.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 11:50 PM
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19. I've got something in my pocket for you
Just give it a squeeze and say, "How do you do?"
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 11:52 PM
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20. that's a 1999 "use by" date
subtle difference
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 12:19 AM
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22. I call bullshit on all of the above counts
You see, Jar Jar was a hermaphrodite, and therefore could not get a decent cell contract, since marketing date rules all. Let alone the fact that his car has zero Papal references, I would know I've been in it.

The Autographed pic of Ann Coulter was a trade for him not exposing her as a him.

Of course there's a copy of "Chicken soup for the Writer's soul", he wrote that, too.

Benny is as Benny does.

That matchbook cannot be proven.

Your slanderous (sic) lies fail to phase me
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 07:42 AM
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23. kick because it was so funny last night
:hangover:
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 08:12 AM
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24. Definitely with Vodka Goggles !
:hangover: :hangover: :donut: :donut: :nopity:
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 01:08 PM
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25. Contents of Pigwidgeon's pocket
1. Dread

2. Anxiety

3. Despair

4. Several schedule 2 painkillers

5. A mimeographed copy of The Prophecies of St. Malachy

6. An Esperanto-Volapük dictionary

7. A picture of The Only Woman I've Ever Loved

8. A picture of The Only Other Woman I've Ever Loved

9. A copy of Timothy Leary's The Psychedelic Experience: A Modern Reading Of The Tibetan Book Of The Dead.

10. The broken-off shaft of the key to my own heart.

--p!
Don't cry for me, Dharmasala
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fishnfla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 03:54 PM
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26. Ooh,Ooh! I know, I know!
Copy of "The Secret Life of Bees" by Sue Monk Kidd

New CD-Tori Amos="The Beekeeper"

Bootleg copy "Ulee's Gold" starring Peter Fonda
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