Is this the most random drunken-thought ever discussed on a message board?

Quagmire05

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Fri Apr-22-05 08:30 PM
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Is this the most random drunken-thought ever discussed on a message board?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1556673&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=9&o=14&vc=1

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graywarrior

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Fri Apr-22-05 08:35 PM
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1. You haven't been here too long, have you?

Eveidently you haven't been to the lounge on a Friday or Saturday night.

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LynzM

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Fri Apr-22-05 08:38 PM
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2. Wow...

:rofl:

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Droopy

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Fri Apr-22-05 08:40 PM
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3. It's probably one of the sicker posts I've seen

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Quagmire05

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Fri Apr-22-05 09:45 PM
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4. yeah

but still funny as hell

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Redstone

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Fri Apr-22-05 09:49 PM
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5. That's so FUCKING funny, especially the amount

of serious thought those guys put into coming up with their numbers!

Redstone

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hickman1937

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Fri Apr-22-05 09:53 PM
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6. Now I know what kindergarden teachers do on friday nights.

I always wondered what they did to stay sane.

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Nevernose

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Fri Apr-22-05 09:54 PM
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7. It would really depend on how tall you were

Edited on Fri Apr-22-05 09:54 PM by Nevernose

Me? I'm a big guy, not just fat and/or strong, but 6'3". I could kick the little snots, sure, but with a couple of dozen of them running around, I'd want to use my hands, too, such as to throw one small child into a crowd of others. I think I could throw a five year old pretty damned hard if I had too, especially if I was locked into an arena of death with a pack of them.

The problem, however, would be reaching them. Every time I reached down I'd be off-balance, and if I were to go to my knees to enable convenient grappling, I'd lose both mobility and the ability to kick.

Oh, sorry, wrong message board

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Elidor

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Fri Apr-22-05 10:01 PM
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8. I could take ten very tough five-year olds

Or five very tough ten-year olds. The nice thing about grade-schoolers is, nobody's taught'em how to fight dirty yet. :evilgrin:

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Quagmire05

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Fri Apr-22-05 10:07 PM
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9. lol

Edited on Fri Apr-22-05 10:10 PM by Quagmire05

just to go in a bit of a different direction...I want my magic number to be 1, so I can just plain %^&* his %^&* up. man would he get owned.:rofl:

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tinfoilinfor2005

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Fri Apr-22-05 10:09 PM
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10. No contest...

You just holler "Who wants to go to Micky D's with me for french fries and a free toy? I've got the car." And you win.

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