Wecome to my nightmare. I hope you're gonna like it...

Welcome to Pope Hell! Bahahahahahahahahaha!

I'm trapped at work. And it's all the Pope's fault. They couldn't have elected him toward the end of the week. Oh no.

And they couldn't have picked a week when our expeditor wasn't on vacation. Oh, heaven forbid.

So here I am, waiting for the substitute expeditor to get me 2 dozen Catholic church bulletins that we have no idea how we're going to get delivered.

Catholic folk -- let me know come Sunday if we did your bulletin cover. We're shipping the above image to as many people as we can, even if they aren't one of our customers. Some of the other Catholic church bulletin printers aren't even doing anything to commemorate the new Pope, so we offered the cover for free. Did the same thing for JPII two weeks ago.

We're doing a good thing. But dayum, I don't wanna still be at work on a Friday night.

At least the overtime will be good. If I'm alive to spend it, that is.