I (think) I saw a Cell phone user get Zapped this morning.

I like doing my Food shopping on Sat. morning at Publix (supermarket).

Anyway, I'm in the cereal aisle with 3 other people and this Guy starts in with his cell phone....I guess talking to his wife.

(Naturally!) He can't just talk in a normal voice...Noooo...He has to holler load enough that his Wife could probably hear him without the damn cell phone...YEAH!! THEY HAVE WHEATIES AND RICE CRISPIES ON SALE AND BLAH>>BLAH>> BLAH!!
I swear to God, folks at the other end of the store could hear him.

I looked at him with a "you dumb ass" look (he didn't see me) But this other large Gentleman in a suit did. I could tell he was irritated with this prick also. (by the way He's STILL going on and on and on) BLAH..BLAH..BLAH!!

The dude in a suit kinda' half smiles at me and reaches inside his suit jacket...and does something?...and Poof!..I hear the Loud Mouth Prick Go...HELLO?...HELLO?....HELLO?....HELLO?...about 20 F*cking times!
I looked at the "Suit Guy" and I swear, he has a look like a Cat that has just found the biggest mouse ever.
..All this time Loud Mouth is STILL going HELLO?..HELLO?..HELLO?

I gave the Suit guy a "thumbs up" Look and he seemed to bask in the moment!
I started toward the Check-Out and the Phone Dude was Still hollering HELLO?...HELLO?...HELLO?

Heh..Heh...It's going to be a very Cool Day. :) :)

I want one.

going searching now...

.."Phone Zappers" but they are illegal in the USA...(I think?)
They are fairly expensive..the ones I saw were about 600 bucks.

you get a 11,000 fine and a year in jail if caught with one.

year's time, I'd do it.

I wish I knew what kind of magical device he had, I would so use it.
:)

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never mind

never mind as well

I'de love to have one!

You hear both sides of the lame conversation just as loud. Bubble gummers like to use them at the mall so that they can impress the other adolescents. I'd like to grab one and find the nearest toilet to drop it in.

Actually, make it both--and flush twice! No jury on earth would convict you! :evilgrin: