Have a laugh

> > The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in
> > > which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words.

> > >
> > > 1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
> > >
> > > 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have
>gained.
> > >
> > > 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
> > >
> > > 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
> > >
> > > 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent
> > >
> > > 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in you nightie.
> > >
> > > 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
> > >
> > > 8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
> > >
> > > 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
> > >
> > > 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
> > >
> > > 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
> > > proctologist immediately before he examines you.
> > >
> > > 13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
> > >
> > > 14. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
> > >
> > > 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), the belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
> > >
> > > 16. Pokemon (n), a Jamaican proctologist
> > >
> > >

No wonder after all that Vitameatavegamin

Now pardon me while I close my circumvent...

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