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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 02:50 PM
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Emergency Substitute ATA Forum!
I know you guys are jonesin' for a little ATA action, so I thought I would help out as a public service. Here's a few faux admin answers just to get you through your DU day.
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 02:51 PM
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1. Why was my thread deleted?
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 02:51 PM
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2. Because you're basically an asshole.
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 02:51 PM
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3. Why was my thread locked?
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 02:52 PM
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4. Because the people who posted in your thread are jerks.
Besides, you know you're an asshole, who are you kidding?
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 03:50 PM
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5. Omigod, how did you know ATA looks like this?
The secrets are being let out!

Great job, BTW!
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 03:59 PM
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6. I think I can do this job!
And I've got this to make it look official:



hehehe
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 04:01 PM
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7. Why did I never get any Swedish fish?
:cry:
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 04:03 PM
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8. OK, here's your fish!!!!


This is a tough job!!!
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 04:05 PM
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9. Thank you!
Now I really feel special!:D
Seriously, what made some people go to the ATA and ask Skinner for Swedish fish?!?!?:wtf: It was funny the first 6,000 times :sarcasm: but then it got old quick. Like the Admins and Mods have nothing better to do than give out Swedish Fish!
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 04:29 PM
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15. I know, what's with the Swedish Fish anyway?!?
I just don't get it! :shrug:
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two gun sid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 04:06 PM
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10. Someone may have disparaged my religion....
I think you should lock all threads.
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 04:14 PM
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12. If the threads in question are pope threads
I will lock them just for the fun of it.
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two gun sid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 04:37 PM
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16. Calling the Pope a Nazi doesn't bother me....
it's those damn cowbell comments. I worship cows.
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 05:06 PM
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22. In that case . . .
ALL cowbell threads will be immediately locked and all mods responsible immediately SACKED.

I, however, will taunt you with this image: :evilgrin:





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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 04:13 PM
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11. How come (insert name here)'s post DIDN'T get locked?
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 04:16 PM
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13. Because we like (insert name here) better than you. Sorry.
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Kingshakabobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 04:28 PM
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14. What rule did I break when....
I called ------ a fucking freeping nazi asshat?
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 04:40 PM
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17. The DU rules are VERY clear on this point.
You must never accuse another DUer of being a freeper. You therefore broke The Rules when you called him a "fucking freeper nazi asshat."

It would have been appropriate to address him as a "fucking nazi asshat." Or, a "fucking dickwad c*cks*cker nazi asshat." Or, "goddam sonofabitch friggin nazi pr*ck." But we never, ever, call anyone a freeper, under any circumstances.

Here's the rules, I stongly suggest you read them!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/forums/rules.html

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katinmn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 05:03 PM
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18. what do n/t, eom and ... stand for?
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katinmn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 05:03 PM
Response to Reply #18
19. never mind!
dah!
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 05:37 PM
Response to Reply #19
33. n/t eom
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 05:03 PM
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20. WOW, how did I get a star?
:shrug:
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 05:11 PM
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23. I guess you're just special, aren't you?
If you want to keep that star, get out your checkbook and make a sizeable cash donation to "El Fuego." I also take Paypal.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 05:20 PM
Response to Reply #23
25. Under your leadership, are sex threads allowed?
:evilgrin:
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 05:24 PM
Response to Reply #25
27. Yes, the days of FUN are back!
Bring on the sex threads!:bounce:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 05:26 PM
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29. (Bigwillq bows down to El Fuego)
You are the master! I will enjoy your leadership!:bounce:
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 05:04 PM
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21. waaaaaaaaaaaah! make the whiners go away or i'm leaving!
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 05:19 PM
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24. We have addressed this problem
We have created a new DU group called "Pathetic Loser Whiner Group." From now all, all whining will be confined to the "Pathetic Loser Whiner Group," so that DUers can whine endlessly to one another and create their own whiny echo chamber of woe.

So take your purple self to the whiner room and stay there. Otherwise, "Don't let the screen door hit ya where the good lord split ya!"
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 05:20 PM
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26. How do I post a picture?
What does n/t mean?
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 05:25 PM
Response to Reply #26
28. Get a thumbtack. n/t
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Kingshakabobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 05:36 PM
Response to Reply #28
32. LOL. you're killing me n/t
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Kingshakabobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 05:26 PM
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30. How do I post a question to you?
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 05:34 PM
Response to Reply #30
31. This information
Is hidden somewhere in the BETA version of the Demopedia. But I have revoked your access to the Demopedia. So you are S.O.L.
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katinmn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-23-05 08:19 PM
Response to Reply #31
34. Bigwilly told me to kick this. Is this the right forum????
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 12:09 PM
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35. Kick for the New Regime
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 12:14 PM
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36. Why was my post deleted?
when I was responding to that post and called the dude an 'opinionated, hypocritical, bloviated bumfuck', I did not mean it as a personal attack. I meant it in the kindest way possible.
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 12:27 PM
Response to Reply #36
37. I have reviewed your post
And I concur that the dude was indeed an "opinionated, hypocritical, bloviated bumfuck" and had it coming to him. Also, he was something of an asshole. I have restored your post and tombstoned the bumfuck. Keep up the good work.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 12:34 PM
Response to Reply #37
40. Thank you most kind and powerful
Oz Admin!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 12:28 PM
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38. In support of Larry, Curly and Moe...
Edited on Sun Apr-24-05 12:29 PM by Misunderestimator
I agree with them.

And have some swedish fish:
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-24-05 12:34 PM
Response to Reply #38
39. Thanks Misunderestimator!
That's worth 50 ATA Suck-up points!;)
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