Who has been Raptured, who has been Left Behind? Make your list

imenja

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Sat Apr-23-05 03:02 PM
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Who has been Raptured, who has been Left Behind? Make your list

Edited on Sat Apr-23-05 03:22 PM by imenja

Now that the Rapture has come and Sinner, et al., have Left us all Behind. Who else has been raptured?

Make your lists: who is Raptured, who has been Left Behind?

Left Behind: me, the noisy neighbor kids, lounge lizards

Raptured: Skinner and the other administrators, Jimmy Carter, Elvis.

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madrchsod

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Sat Apr-23-05 03:11 PM
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1. don`t know but what i do know

is that the guy who wrote all those dumb assed books will sell his multi million pad before he goes. ya don`t dump alot of money for a new kitchen if you know that the end times are near.

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imenja

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Sat Apr-23-05 03:12 PM
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2. excellent point

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Wapsie B

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Sat Apr-23-05 03:35 PM
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4. Oh yeah, Tim LaHaye.

A money-grubbing opportunist if there ever was one.

All I know is that I've been left behind. Sure as hell don't feel like rapture to me.

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WCGreen

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Sat Apr-23-05 04:06 PM
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8. AE had a series on the End Days last week and that creepy

author, the older one was on....

They talk about truth and justice and how the devil will decieve people....

Then why the hell was that guy wearing the worst carpet I have ever seen. No one that old has hair that vivid ......

Talk about your basic deception....

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El Fuego

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Sat Apr-23-05 03:22 PM
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3. Of course bush will still be here. *sigh*

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imenja

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Sat Apr-23-05 03:39 PM
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5. suppose we could convince them to take Cheney?

at least?

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El Fuego

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Sat Apr-23-05 04:01 PM
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7. I have a feeling he'll be going the other way.

STRAIGHT TO HELL! :evilgrin:

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MrModerate

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Sat Apr-23-05 03:42 PM
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6. Was that "raptured" or "ruptured?"

Either way, I'm happy to be left behind.

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Generic Other

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Sat Apr-23-05 04:29 PM
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9. You guys remember Sodom and Gomorrah?

God would have saved the whole city if Lot found ten good men. Just ten. And he couldn't do it. Looks like God doesn't grade on a curve. That means most of us are slated to be left behind. And any one "lucky" enough to be taken up in the blink of an eye probably won't be raptured but rather vaporized by a mushroom cloud.

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Jade Fox

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Sat Apr-23-05 04:31 PM
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10. Rapture crapture....

If I'm left behind, at least I'll live in a world of only interesting people!

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AlCzervik

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Sat Apr-23-05 04:32 PM
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11. maybe a few pages are missing from revelations and instead of being

raptured maybe it's a the bullet train to hell.

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imenja

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Sat Apr-23-05 06:06 PM
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12. the Rapture isn't in Revelations

or rather, it's based on a non-orthodox interpretation of Revelations.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture

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richmwill

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Sat Apr-23-05 06:33 PM
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13. All I know is...

...if I get raptured, and Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell get "left behind", the next sound that will be heard is me giving the BIGGEST Nelson Muntz "HA-hawwwwwww" that will have ever been heard.

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imenja

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Sat Apr-23-05 06:39 PM
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14. if Falwell and Robertson are going one way

I'm heading the opposite direction.

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ismnotwasm

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Sat Apr-23-05 06:46 PM
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15. What was that line in "Huckleberry Finn"

I should go look it up. Huckleberry finn was asking his caretaker,if she thought Tom Sawyer would make to heaven, and she replied something like "not by a long shot", so Huck was relieved, because he sure as hell didn't want to spend eternity floating around heaven playing harp with her. It's about the company you keep. Guess I don't make the rapture guest list either. Hmm better go find that book

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