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MrScorpio

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Tue Apr-26-05 03:44 PM
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Dates from hell - Post a story

I love hearing about how you guys are going through hell on dates.

Makes me glad that I'm happily married.

Do your worst

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Droopy

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Tue Apr-26-05 04:04 PM
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1. I haven't been on a date in ten years

But I will give your thread a boost.

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Mutley

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Tue Apr-26-05 04:04 PM
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2. I dated a guy in high school

who told me he loved me on the second day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he turned out to be a stalker

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malta blue

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Tue Apr-26-05 04:06 PM
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3. Not my tale, but ...

My friend went on a date with an attorney who ended up excusing himself to snort coke through the entire date and then asked if he could masterbate on her. Quite odd if you ask me.

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truthbetold

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Tue Apr-26-05 04:07 PM
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4. Hmmm...

When I was 16, my friend and I were being escorted to a dance at a rival school by two guys. When we showed up at one of the guy's house, all dressed up and pretty, our dates were in jeans and T-shirts and refused to change. Of course, when we got to the dance, they were not allowed in, because it was semi formal. So, we had to wait in the entrance hall for over an hour, waiting for them to return. They came back not dressed very much better and DRUNK.
Then my friend's date proceeded to hit on me for the next hour, until we could secure emergency transportation to get us the hell out of there.
Yeah, it was pretty bad.

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Worst Username Ever

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Tue Apr-26-05 04:11 PM
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5. Saw Natural Born Killers on a first date once.

Edited on Tue Apr-26-05 04:12 PM by Worst Username Ever

On another first date, saw the movie Very Bad Things. This was in college when $ was scarce and dinner, movie, a walk, and perhaps a drink or two were as fancy as a date really ever got for me. Neither of these dates progressed much past the movie. There is only so many hookers-chopped-to-pieces-and-buried-in-the-Nevada-desert that I guess women want to see. Go figure.

A friend of mine took a first date to an independent film called Happiness. I have seen it, it is not about happiness.

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