Bat Shit Crazy Fundie Snake Handlers on NBC

smirkymonkey

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Wed Apr-27-05 07:58 PM
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Bat Shit Crazy Fundie Snake Handlers on NBC

I never watch television, but I turned it on tonight just out of curiosity. I can't believe these people are for real.

God tells them to pick up poisionous snakes and they do it, some of them die. One of them is a 5 month pregnant woman who says she picked up the snake because "If god tells me to do something, I do it."

I smell a Darwin Award.

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stepnw1f

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Wed Apr-27-05 08:01 PM
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1. Nothing Like Having a "Culture of Life" is There? (nt)

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sakabatou

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Wed Apr-27-05 08:02 PM
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2. "If god told you to jump off a cliff to your doom...

would you do it?"

"Yep!"

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SHRED

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Wed Apr-27-05 08:04 PM
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3. Hell...

I wish ALL righties would handle poisonous snakes!!

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ClintonTyree

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Wed Apr-27-05 08:08 PM
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4. These but bags aren't smart enough to realize..

that the story of the serpent in the garden of eden was an analogy. It was a story, designed to get a point across. They take EVERY word of the bible literally. THEY are fucking crazy. THEY are bush's base.

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smirkymonkey

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Wed Apr-27-05 08:52 PM
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6. I think maybe God is on our side and trying to "thin his flock"

to save the world from their insanity.

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ladjf

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Wed Apr-27-05 09:18 PM
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8. Better yet, they should try alligators.

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asjr

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Wed Apr-27-05 08:13 PM
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5. God may have said to her If you are dumb enough to do it

go ahead.

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Padraig18

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Wed Apr-27-05 08:55 PM
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7. I attended one of their services once, out of curiousity.

Edited on Wed Apr-27-05 08:55 PM by Padraig18

It was at a Pilgrim Holiness church in southern Illinois; not only do they handle snakes, but they also drink poison.

:scared:

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smirkymonkey

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Wed Apr-27-05 09:29 PM
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10. Oooo! Double Darwin Award!

:popcorn:

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belladonna

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Wed Apr-27-05 09:19 PM
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9. I saw that crap

And the "exorcism" right before it. :eyes:

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frictionlessO

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Wed Apr-27-05 09:30 PM
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11. I dated a Primitive Baptist girl when I was young

Edited on Wed Apr-27-05 09:30 PM by frictionlessO

partly because she was cute and innocent (I had a "primitive" desire to corrupt any female above the age of 21 out in BFE N.M.), also out of curiosity about her church.

She told me all kinds of things that made me realize her family would not only hate me, but actually harm me if they found out about us.

Thankfully I did corrupt her and she cheated on me with a good friend who quickly dumped her after he met the family. He was happy he was graduating and getting out of town before too long.

Ahhh college...threesomes, dope, music and deranged fundie daughters! Yee Haw!!

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