I need ideas for the press conference drinking game tonight.

What are the key words to drink on. Also, what are the words he will never say and you should chug a liter of Jack Daniels on.

"It's hard work."
"Nukular"
"Social Security reform"
"ownership society"
"terra"

I, ahem, know it more of a smoking game :smoke: but as long as we're all playing that's what counts. When he says "Nukular" and "Terror" are drinks or hits. Also when he mispronounces anything. That should sufficiently make anyone inebriated enough to tolerate him.

What won't he say? Does it matter? This is a man who has openly said, there ought to be limits to freedom, I want to be a dictator, bring it on, Saddam wouldn't let inspectors in before invasion,lied in the State of the Union, and sat reading a children's book when we were attacked. It's not like anyone ever calls him on anything.

Man just thinking about all of this makes me want to start playing the game now if you get my drift.

"up or down vote"
"Democracy is spreading"

is - thirty minutes before it starts, open a large bottle of whatever hard liquor you have and drink till you drop. Hopefully you will be out before the moron comes on and will, therefore, win.

Or just freedom.

in 9/11 if you really want to get blasted.

...if you drink every time he

1 Lies
2 Murders the language
3 Says something TOTALLY incomprehensible
4 looks stupid or clueless

"Congress (meaning Democrats) needs to come up with a plan to save Social Security and give a choice to the muricun people" Every one does this, :spray:

so you could put that on the list.

you'll be sober as a activist judge.

"Ownership Society"