Bridgit, I'm calling you out!!!! - Democratic Underground

progmom

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Thu Apr-28-05 10:14 AM
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Bridgit, I'm calling you out!!!!

Thanks to your avatar, I seem to be unable to look at a picture of the Mona Lisa without thinking "boom boom".

:bounce:

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progmom

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Thu Apr-28-05 03:14 PM
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1. a kick

:kick:

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Bok_Tukalo

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Thu Apr-28-05 03:19 PM
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2. What does "calling you out" mean?

Edited on Thu Apr-28-05 03:19 PM by Bok_Tukalo

Are you challenging someone to an argument?

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progmom

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Thu Apr-28-05 03:33 PM
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4. no

I'm just being silly. But...you wanna fight? :D

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Bok_Tukalo

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Thu Apr-28-05 04:27 PM
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10. Not particularly

Edited on Thu Apr-28-05 04:27 PM by Bok_Tukalo

but I could go for some snappish dialog to mask a low key sexual tension if you like.

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progmom

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Thu Apr-28-05 04:33 PM
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11. low key?

:cry:

:P

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Bok_Tukalo

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Thu Apr-28-05 04:59 PM
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12. We could go straight to the outright ache induced hostility

<poe>

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progmom

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Thu Apr-28-05 08:44 PM
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13. ya wanna?

;)

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Bok_Tukalo

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Thu Apr-28-05 08:51 PM
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14. You know your incessent cheerfulness is like nails on a chalkboard

Edited on Thu Apr-28-05 08:51 PM by Bok_Tukalo

NO ONE is that up all the time. You are perpetrating such a transparent fraud that anyone on the right side of the Bell Curve can see that this is just a way to insinuate yourself into a digital "clique" that turns into some sort of giggly echo chamber snickering at their own adolescent cleverness; smugly patting each other on the back because of all the fawning proles clammering for your little bits of attention.

GOD! you are irritating.

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progmom

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Thu Apr-28-05 08:58 PM
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15. oh baby!

tell me more! :P

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Bok_Tukalo

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Thu Apr-28-05 09:08 PM
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17. And those glasses

So hip, so trendy, so "look at me, I can be a little naughty." Dammit! Show a little self respect. This obvious thirty something mommie missing all that boy attention is pathetic. Grow up! "I'm so full of mischief, don't you think?" Ack! It is such a self absorbed cry for text-affection from a suburban banality that it makes me vacillate from laughing and vomiting at its typical American female angst.

GOD! you drive me nuts.

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progmom

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Thu Apr-28-05 10:46 PM
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18. well your whole

"I'm so clever, look at me sitting up here mocking all of you when really all I want to do is be included" routine is getting a little stale, you know what I mean?

Mmmmmmm baby.

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Bok_Tukalo

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Fri Apr-29-05 08:59 AM
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22. Be included?

You wish. It might add a little depth and substance to that shallow, vacuous girls-scout-cookie klatsch tittering their little bits of fluff all over my screen but I'm afraid I'm going to have to take a pass. The danger of someone whose opinion I value seeing me debase myself so much is just too great to risk.

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FuzzySlippers

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Thu Apr-28-05 03:24 PM
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3. Why would you want to look at the Mona Lisa

when there are so many Thomas Kinkade's to look at?:shrug:

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progmom

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Thu Apr-28-05 03:34 PM
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5. you're so right

but i walk past a cubicle all the time with a pic of the mona lisa posted. i think of bridgit about 10 times a day now.

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Longgrain

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Thu Apr-28-05 03:48 PM
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6. Wouldn't you rather look at a Longgrain original

as in my avatar? :7

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progmom

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Thu Apr-28-05 03:51 PM
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7. are you offering me some art?

i'll pm you my address! :D

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Longgrain

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Thu Apr-28-05 03:52 PM
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8. Of course but

there's a $2000 delivery fee.

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progmom

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Thu Apr-28-05 03:53 PM
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9. dammit

there's always a catch

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tammywammy

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Thu Apr-28-05 08:59 PM
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16. I overheard this exchange at work one day

Keep in mind it's a car dealership
Salesperson "Well, my manager's never done this before..."
Customer "what"
SP "It's free (pregnant pause) but the taxes are pretty steep."
Customer Laughing

Apparently outside the salesperson asked something along the lines of at what price will you take it tonight and they customer answered with free.

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progmom

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Fri Apr-29-05 08:46 AM
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21. I've been given that line before

:bounce:

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bridgit

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Thu Apr-28-05 11:54 PM
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19. hey there, progmom...

sorry to get in so late, we've been corporate whores working ot all day :banghead: :hi: :party: :toast: :loveya: but then its all like,

"mona 'boom boom' lisa, hon?"

as i mentioned in a thread a week or so ago regarding my bubble dancer sig line...the following link aaiiiinnn't gon'na help one iota:

http://www.boomboomblues.com/home.html

keep your sunny side up! up!

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progmom

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Fri Apr-29-05 12:06 AM
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20. hey

:hi:

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