Some idiot sports-bar republican fuck gave me shit about having a cat

last night. He could be a democrat, but for now, he's a scumbag republican.

I was out with friends after our the reception of our design exhibit, at a bar, a shitty college bar apparently, and this old bastard started talking to me about campus life. I told him that I didn't live on campus, but I instead rent a house just down the road of the campus, with all the benefits that gives me. Like drinking beer, which I never do, cooking my own food, having a space to myself, living with my cat..

He interrupted me, asked me if I was gay. I asked him politely what the hell he was talking about. He suggested that being male, and having a cat meant I was gay. I offered to kick his ass, he declined. What an asshole. Then my cat caught wind of it, and slashed his tires and shit in his boots while he slept.

You offered to kick his ass? Nice :)

and pre-emptively kicked his ass just because he looked like an asshole, but then I'd have really landed myself in a world of shit.

Funny how that works, no?

"I could have gone republican and pre-emptively kicked his ass."

:rofl:


And here I've been gay my whole life without knowing it! (My family's had cats for as long as I can remember and I love 'em to bits.)

he's a handsome fella though.

Should've asked him if it was.

:rofl: :spray:

hates cats and has the meanest damned dog I've ever seen. It's a bigger dog (I forget what kind) and doesn't like anyone except his family members.

That is the dumbest fucking stereotype I've ever heard.
(Well, no it's not, but it's still pretty dumb)

I put my copy of that damn agenda anyhow....

and one dog.

Please help me :cry:

been paying attention lately, it may have slipped down that slope some more in the past few weeks.

Didn't Santorium say it was man on dog? I've got five dogs and I'm straight (but not narrow). Where do I go to get a waiver?

are you trying to destroy the sanctity of dog ownership?

and he has little fluffy, yappy dogs---doesn't like cats

My wife will be SO suprised to find THAT out!

just askin'

Are you insulted when people suggest those pictures of me that you post are somehow edited? Because I sure am. Those are real. I paid a lot of money for those outfits, godfuckingdammit.

you paid good money for the outfits and i paid DAMNED good money for my Polaroid Instomatic to take the pics!!

*sigh* but its all worth it after one of our "photo sessions" (you know, when we have "thank you" time!)

:*

I'm a straight guy, and I think cats are GREAT.

You have to have some real issues if your manhood is threatened by a guy owning a cat :eyes:

:rofl:

I know that guy from somewhere...

he looks mean! ha-ha!

Bill Goldberg, cat lover.

he looks pretty gay to me. :evilgrin:

I picture Mr. Goldberg rising and asking repuke assjacker what the f* was wrong with being a fag, then putting his lights out faster than a Florida hurricane.

the repuke assjacker ejaculating in his pants at the prospect...they are a twisted lot.

This reminds me of a "King of the Hill" episode when Peggy suggested to Hank he get a small toy dog, to which he replied "Why don't I just get a sex change and get a cat?"

Some people are so deep in the closet they're finding Christmas prresents.

He was saying another friend of ours was gay 'cause he got two kittens and they sleep in the bed with him. I told him to fuck off.

Sounds like a line, to me. The guyu was justrying to pick you up, you cute little thing, you.

Instead of offering to kick his ass, offer to let him blow you for $20.

Then kick his ass.

(and start a pool on how many alerts in the next 5 minutes) :evilgrin:

excellent.

or, better yet, something like it.

I just imagegoogled "tiger" and got a bunch of good ones, so there are likely to be somebody else's copyright issues. This one might be an AP photo, so I don't think using it for anything for sale would be a good idea.

Doesn't give a shit, won't take any shit, not in the shit business...

OMFG..."A cat? are you Gay?" Yeah, you should have asked him if he was hittin' on you...

When I tell her that I must, absolutely, positively be gay. After all, I have not just one, but three cats:eyes: I've even got one cat who could probably kick any dog's ass(and he has had great practice doing so).

You just gotta wonder where these fuckwits come from sometime, and how their thought processes work.

:evilgrin:

yes INDEED! Beautiful cat!

you should sent that to mycathatesyou.com. Caption: I ate the last fool who bothered me. Wanna be dessert? :9

That dumbass was obviously a rethuglican. They're so insecure, being persecuted by activist cat-loving judges and cat owners that they're worried about their masculinity.

:rofl:

..I mean, I actually have 2 Bunnies as Pets.
I guess I better get down to Best Buy and purchase some Judy Garland Cd's...

Now if I can just find my car keys and Purse......Darling..

Whom I can vouch for as not being gay, not that there's anything wrong with that :)

I give you Ted:


I think it's hilarious that stupid people can't fathom that men can own cats. Morans!

Dammit, now my homoerotic fantasies about you are DOUBLY unlikely to ever be realized! :mad:

;-)

:D

Bill Frist, the newly anointed leader of the religious reich, wantonly slaughtered them -- after pretending he wanted to adopt them as pets! -- in order to hone his surgical technique.

John Asscroft, anointed with Crisco, is said to believe that calicos are creatures of the devil. (Snopes has this marked "false" when the evidence really points toward "inconclusive". Hmmm...)

And then there's Hitler, who wasn't a registered repuke, but was afraid of cats...

Must all living beings, two- or four-legged, come when fascists call?

I LIKE CINNAMON IN MY COFFEE TOO!

/does his little pixie dance towards his liberal brainwashing class

*kisses*

...it'll have to be with wine coolers? :shrug:

:eyes:

:cry:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3139871&mesg_id=3139979&page=

:P

People are idiots.

Redstone

in his litter box after he'd tired of toying with him.

my husband gets for being a vegan. And I have had women acquaintainces ask me if he can really satisfy me. :eyes:

after all, it ain't the meat, it's the motion. ( sorry) :)

My cat never told me I had to play for the other team when I got her!:rofl: I'll have to turn her loose and get a dog. She'll probably end up pooping in Matcom's yard.:evilgrin:

is "Why, do you want to blow me?"

Stupidest fucking stereotype on the books, people. I know plenty of big hairy manly-men - not the overcompensating types, either - who love cats and kittens, plenty of total queens who love dogs and loathe cats, and everything in between. Newsflash to the dumbfuck: one's choice of pet is not an infallible indicator of one's position on the Kinsey scale.

Puh leeze. It's very very much alive. You as a guy should know this.

are dumbshit Republican neanderthal assholes. There. That's my stereotype.

Seriously, though, there is a correlation between macho/stupid/Repub/rightwing males and cat hating. They are threatened by an animal that doesn't slobber all over them and get prostrate at their feet and demonstrate obsequiousness at every possible moment like many dogs.

I find that men who like cats are generally more intelligent, cool, and secure with themselves than men who do not.

Hate women. Studies have shown that almost all serial killers are cat-haters.

And there's other men I've known who say they hate cats because they think it's macho, but once they get to know a cat, they love cats.

yours is one kitty i would not be dissing. Wait-I don't diss cats. Well if I were a cat disser, I would not diss yours.

I might have told him "Thanks for your interest, it's flattering and all, but I don't find you that attractive."

What a fucker

Society does so much bullshit to people's minds about gender roles. Because I used to keep a cat, hated sports, liked dance music, I had to be gay?

I also wear slob clothes, couldn't care less about my hairstyle or using skin care products, and I also like heavy metal music. So I have to be straight?

BULLSHIT. I am bisexual, in a committed, monogamous relationship with a woman, and NONE of those stereotypical attributes has ANYTHING to do with sexual orientation.

It's sad that anyone should have to be in the closet about their sexuality, but do they have to be closeted about their house pets or favorite music, too?


Maybe you should have said "So the fact that I like pussy makes me gay, huh? You look like a pussy and I'm starting to like you. C'mon sailor, let's go to my place."

Instead of getting angry about it, don't let on that the comment bothered you, instead, buy the guy a beer ( be patient with me ) Talk to him for a bit and then excuse yourself. Go to the restroom ( into the stall, preferably ) wipe your ass with your hand ( be sure to get in there real good till its sweaty ). Return to the offender and tell him that you have to leave, and it was nice talking to him. Extend your stinky hand in friendship ( you know, like you really mean it ) and wish him the best of luck in his endeavours. Hopefully the asshole orders something to eat from the bar afterwards. I just love revenge:evilgrin:

You're male. You have a cat.
Therefore, you are gay.

The logic here makes my head hurt x(

talking about.

he's got his bases covered.

You could still be gay, though.

The s.o. and I are 20% more gay than we were before we took her in?

I'm full-blown gonzo confused. I thought I was in a happily settled hetero relationship. :P

If ignorance is bliss then the guy you ran into is one happy motherf**er.